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Jordin Sparks innocently tweets that her bathing suit reminds her of Fruity Pebbles cereal and then you click on the picture and it's like WHAM BAM WHOA MAMA:

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balls, !jordin sparks

MJ's Big Blog is reporting that Top 13 Will be Pre-Taped

lady_rinehart wrote in ontd_ai Mar 06, 2011 17:14

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balls, !season 10

American Idol: The Untold Story

djtino224 wrote in ontd_ai Jan 12, 2011 19:27

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balls, cool story bro

The stuff that fanfic is made of

houdini_splicer wrote in ontd_ai Aug 13, 2010 12:33

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011011110110100101100011, adam is not a fun sucker, mr. adam has a type, brothers...or dating, this is a certain type of ring, this is how he rolls, adam is pretty adamant, air sign homos, even we have morals, did he just mime jizzing?, dick sucking lips, adam is my favorite twat, gang banged by idol, tastes like homo, two words y'all: snuggly drunk, erectile this function, sorry bro, this is my reality now bitch! mmmmm, sorry about your vag bb, adam lambert gay glitter-splooged, adam's x-rated fun factory, penile unit, glow toys, ding, balls, r u talking about my crotch?, adam towers over his terror, adam doesn't need anyone's permission, calm the fuck down it's his dick, this is my life, armed with a scorned vagina, warning: male sexuality undertones, adam is a cock god, adam is my favourite twat, brokeback mountain made god angry, adam lambert is a gay, battle of the bulge, uhhhh i have womanly parts, 5 dolla make you holla, glambulge, batman & robin are real hot together, glitter, obsessed with your sexiness, this is adam btw, safeword: hanukkah, my friend adam, , bed=adam, #adamstorm, adam, that was inappropriate, go to bed, glittery alien from planet fierce, adam got an election, 42 & loving you in pittsburgh, , a 9.6 inch duck, a bunch of hot dorks, adam's dog watches gay porn, fabulous, do not hush adam's gay, slam it like a screen door, adam was born fabulous, this is not a fanfic post, did you hear i'm gay? oh my god, that was sweet, !adam lambert, adumb, adam lambert can get freaky, i actually have an high iq.srsly, adam dancing always syncs to britney, c'mon it's only adam, sorry about your panties, up in adam, but who was dick, fuck me lambert, adam is the gift that keeps on giving, fuck fuck fuck boom! instant orgasm, dip sticks, adam makes great tea, but then i ejaculate so it's all ok, glittery cocks, glamberting, mr. lambert sir, wanna go to taco bell?, y'all look gay!, glambert 15641 knows things, adamgasm

Ask and you shall recieve (even if you don't go here anymore)

shatteredmemrys wrote in ontd_ai Aug 05, 2010 18:31

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we should do it together, i think i just shit my pants, mr. adam has a type, the room of kradam, flip-flop version of a promise ring, luh is all we want, refresh refresh refresh, i have no words you guys, it makes me feel so fancy, we can go higher, adam & kris write the fanfic you guys, !kradam, kris allen is pretty, all up in your kool-aid, kris wants to ride in adam's surfboard, dick sucking lips, !tour 09 party post, adam is my favorite twat, bb kris knows how to pick 'em, dear kris - yr gay is showing, i'm glad i'm causing 'gasms, looking at the screen with my nose-eyes, my labia just clapped, fuck me sideways six ways from sunday, thanks for caring. that's so nice., i guess he's gay but still sings awesome, sorry about your vag bb, bicurious in the other direction, i'm humping my bed rn, does that mean anything to you?, twitter is full of twats, i'm still jizzing over this post, kris allen wants us to be happy pandas, penile unit, does his gay advertise?, sex is not the enemy, kris is a tease, anal sunshine when she's gone, hoe-moe-secks-you-all lust, #krisallenrockstar, !idol tour, he like men but love his wife, dropped to his knees in the climax, forty-oneing, balls, fruity in the booty!, the mystical kradam love story, decimation of the 4th wall, group hug, he's sneaky like that, feeling sorry for my sorrow, adam is the rake to kris's leaves, , nothing comes between adam lambert and l, calm the fuck down it's his dick, kris has cuddling on the mind, omg... omfg, long as they're not calling me a wiener, do you like anal sex or something?, who's on top?, this is my life, warning: male sexuality undertones, one sexy black polished finger, take it take it take it, brb tinhatting, shit just got real, , kradam lives, he giggled and quivered in delight, ahhhhh mashed potatoes, bottom, i love disco sticks, a crush doesnt mean i was having...., feminine enough without crying, don't worry it's only adam, sleep.....who needs it?, oh my god why is the wall gone?!?!?!, you wanted ontd_ai but got anal sex, all is love, pocket rocket, do you even go here?, oic, 100% straight... oic, !kris allen, his twitts are not natural, friends forever, team proud to be semi-crazy, fulfilling the gay agenda, adam, is this real life?, that was inappropriate, woops :), go to bed, most of us are good times, who the frick says bb kris is vanilla, lowercase jesus, all my tweets are twats, guys...i'm coming, slam it like a screen door, yaayaya! (hands flailing in the air), doin' hella dudes, don't go to bed, did you hear i'm gay? oh my god, that's what your wife said, faces will melt today, its meant to be kinky you dick, !season 8, !adam lambert, the universe ships kradam, adumb, wdf;oihegalkejdgnaelgpiuhchachacharmin!!, and kris isn't with his wive, like a boss, beep beep beep off the radar, adam is the gift that keeps on giving, fuck me lambert, fuck you made me cry, fuck fuck fuck boom! instant orgasm, the choice is yours, his pants were never on, glittery cocks, it's fucking distracting, would you hit it?, we are kradam

HOLY SHI-

deethy wrote in ontd_ai Oct 28, 2009 14:09

I JUST REALIZED THAT MEGAN TWEETED AND AFTER MY INITIAL FLAILING I NOTICED NO POST FOR HER TWEETS AND I THINK THESE DESERVE ONE

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time for a miracle...in my pants, you so fiya, the smell of desai're, ~smells like booty, uhhhh i have womanly parts, rubbing happened, never have i ~touched myself like that, balls, no evidence of twitter being the devil, !twitter, tears of joy on my pillow, !megan joy, omg yay, jizz out of fucking nowhere, my labia just clapped, omg... omfg, but then i ejaculate so it's all ok, wanton lust for seedy materials possibly, a splash of orgasm, , jizz in my pants