SLOW DAY IS FUCKING SLOW

[glassescafe]

Since we just found out that Kris smells like heaven (sunshine and powdered sugar) on Tuesdays, what do you think the Idols smell like the days of the week?


KRIS
Sprinkles and frosting Mondays
Sunshine and powdered sugar Tuesdays
Licorice Wednesdays
Pastry and puppies Thursdays
Strawberry flavored lube Fridays
Banana sweat Saturdays
Bacon and cheese Sundays

ADAM
Glitter-on-the-West-street Mondays
Nail polish odor Tuesdays
Roof cement Wednesdays
Coconut Thursdays
Blue Hanes undies Fridays
Friction of plaid Saturdays
Chafing cream Sundays