Kris Appreciation Post Tomorrow
The Kris Allen Appreciation Post is Scheduled for Tomorrow, 9/1, 8 EST.
So get your macros ready, upload your "Arm Porn" folder, and sleep in an extra ten hours tomorrow, because you're going to want to be ready to thank @god for taking time out of his busy lulzy graphic tweeting schedule to create this presh motherfucker.
Who else can make you tweet stupid shit that causes you so much embarrassment, you've started claiming to use Google translator? Who else makes you smile so much, you got a promotion at work because your boss thinks you're really enthusiastic about spreadsheets? Who else lays you down with his creamy, sex-laced vocals and...I'm sorry, what were we talking about? It was sex, wasn't it? I wish you would all stop getting so personal with me, pervs. I'm trying to tell you about the Kris Appreciation post tomorrow and you keep talking about creamy, sex-laced...
...I'm sorry, I've lost my train of thought, but I just had the best idea ever. A Kris Allen Appreciation post.
Here, have a creamy, sex-laced Kris Allen and I'll see you whores tomorrow:
It was all funnier in my head. That's usually how it goes.
So get your macros ready, upload your "Arm Porn" folder, and sleep in an extra ten hours tomorrow, because you're going to want to be ready to thank @god for taking time out of his busy lulzy graphic tweeting schedule to create this presh motherfucker.
Who else can make you tweet stupid shit that causes you so much embarrassment, you've started claiming to use Google translator? Who else makes you smile so much, you got a promotion at work because your boss thinks you're really enthusiastic about spreadsheets? Who else lays you down with his creamy, sex-laced vocals and...I'm sorry, what were we talking about? It was sex, wasn't it? I wish you would all stop getting so personal with me, pervs. I'm trying to tell you about the Kris Appreciation post tomorrow and you keep talking about creamy, sex-laced...
...I'm sorry, I've lost my train of thought, but I just had the best idea ever. A Kris Allen Appreciation post.
Here, have a creamy, sex-laced Kris Allen and I'll see you whores tomorrow:
It was all funnier in my head. That's usually how it goes.