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[lungrot]

Comments

[virucide]

Don't see why everyone's so surprised.

Where'd you put my toothbrush?

[lungrot]

he's fucking godzilla! i hope he at least tore into some bitches before they took him down.

in the toilet.

in the toilet where jacz sleeps?

[virucide]

If he was Godzilla, he'd have taken the city out with him.

Well, I'm using yours to scrub between my toes now.

watch out, she'll pee on you for that one

[lungrot]

well, there was a fire.

cool. i used it to polish my boots on wednesday.

let me go put my raincoat on

[virucide]

Wow. So impressive.

Cool. I used yours to clean my gun yesterday.

[lungrot]

when was the last time you set anything on fire?

awesome. while we're being honest, i think i used one of your shirts as a dishrag once.

[virucide]

Last week I got lost in the woods, so I had to make my own campfire.

Don't worry about it. I used a pair of your pants to clean Rosaline.

[lungrot]

did you skin a squirrel and eat it, too?

Your shoes make a really good ashtray.

[virucide]

No, I had a packed lunch with me.

Your underwear is the perfect napkin.

[lungrot]

and by lunch you mean a caramilk, right

your crucifix makes a great q-tip.

[virucide]

Right.

My crucifix never leaves my neck. How the hell did you manage that?

[lungrot]

sleeping with one eye open is a skill you need to acquire asap.

[virucide]

If you'd laid even a finger on it, I would have woken up. I believe in my reflexes, thanks.

[lungrot]

super christian sixth sense?

[virucide]

Catholic. Don't generalize us.

[lungrot]

same shit