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[stradapanthera]

When the fuck did this shithole get so damn uninterestin'.

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[kapitanblut]

It's all a matter of where you look!

[stradapanthera]

Ain't a damn place left to fucking look.

[kapitanblut]

Then I would suppose, perhaps you should look harder?

Or maybe you need fresh faces! Finding new people to talk to and interact with can invite a whole world of new experiences and opportunities!

[stradapanthera]

You a fuckin' retard or some shit.

[kapitanblut]

Not that I am aware of; I am in the peak of physical and mental health! Some might say even better than that!

No, no, mein freunde, I am simply a man who can find the joy of life anywhere and everywhere.

[stradapanthera]

You're a fuckin' queer?

[kapitanblut]

I do not understand what my sexual orientation would have to do with anything, but no, I have never found interest in other men.

Why do you ask? Are you trying to proposition me?

[stradapanthera]

In your fuckin' dreams, motherfucker.

[kapitanblut]

I would think not. As I said, other men do not interest me. Nor does my mother.

Perhaps you are the one who is dreaming? Maybe this is all an illusion, a trugbild of your own mind, and you are simply imagining this conversation?

[stradapanthera]

Sounds like you're familiar with Matt.

[kapitanblut]

I... am afraid not. I do not know a Matt here, at least not by name.

[stradapanthera]

No shit?

[kapitanblut]

I admit to only having learned the names of a handful of people since I have arrived here.

[stradapanthera]

Ain't that somethin'.

[kapitanblut]

Actually, it is! I was surprised, after hearing the rumors, just how many friendly people there are in this city! In short fashion, I made a number of friends, found myself employment with a very friendly young woman, and have even gained a new roommate!

I must say, Reggio Calabria certainly has more to offer than one would think upon the first glance.

[stradapanthera]