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[lungrot]

BASTARDS
i need a 1-up mushroom, stat

Comments

[dead_head_ham]

just....wow.

[lungrot]

not a word

[dead_head_ham]

But I have so many to give!

[lungrot]

no

[lungrot]

go away

[dead_head_ham]

Something along the lines of "age not shoe size".

[suits_me]

Is it true what they say about the size of a man's feet?

[dead_head_ham]

That they have large...noses?

[suits_me]

That's...not the version I heard.

[dead_head_ham]

I don't exactly go up to someone with a foot measuring tool when trying to find out what's in their pants, dear.

[suits_me]

No, but after the fact you could... Nevermind. Why spoil the surprise?

[dead_head_ham]

Bingo, kid.

[lungrot]

what

[dead_head_ham]

Right over your head, firecrotch.

[lungrot]

so about you going away

[dead_head_ham]

You keep responding like this makes it rather hard.