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[virucide]

So where do you go when you die?

Comments

[toothsomehound]

Depends, I'm sure. Most go into the ground.

[virucide]

Heard Tupperware coffins can preserve human tissue up to twenty years.

[toothsomehound]

Really? Do they preserve the tissues first or the like? I was under the impression that the native bacteria that live in symbiosis on humans in life are what break the body down in death.

[virucide]

Maybe they're just looking to keep out the maggots.

[toothsomehound]

Makes sense.

Hmmmmm, human-flesh-soup. I don't think I'll be cooking that for anybody around here.

[virucide]

I'm sure Reggio has its own friendly neighborhood cannibal cult around somewhere. Yeah?

[toothsomehound]

Hmmmm-mmm, what a... disconcerting... thought.

[virucide]

Nothing we shouldn't expect from a place like this.

[toothsomehound]

I suppose we should expect nothing but the worst from this horrid, horrid place<3, I agree.

[virucide]

Ax murderers, asylum refugees, abusive families, cannibals and poltergeists... The works.

[toothsomehound]

Ehhhh, somebody else has poltergeists?

The rest are fairly run-of-the-mill, though, I think.

[virucide]

Nah. Used to know someone who did. Said it pushed their mother down the stairs and broke her neck.

[toothsomehound]

Oh, how simply tragic that must have been for the poor, poor thing!

[virucide]

Authorities didn't believe him. Imagine that.

[toothsomehound]

My goodness! Imagine! Policemen today, I do swear.

[virucide]

Such cynical individuals.