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[scimmiadigomma]

So. I've been thinking about girls lately.

They're nice, right? And they're pretty when they smile, or give you whats left in their can of pop, or when they're sitting around with their friends, laughing.

Why do people like girls?

Comments

[pirata_bello]

...How old are you, that you need to even ask this?

[scimmiadigomma]

I'm 18?

[pirata_bello]

If you haven't noticed that girls are "nice" by this time, you're most likely either asexual or prefer men.

[scimmiadigomma]

Huh? Why's that?

I don't sit around watching guys play with their hair, but I like to fight and drink and hang out with them.

[pirata_bello]

You really don't feel any sexual desire for anything?

[scimmiadigomma]

What does sex have to do with it? No one's ever explained that to me, so I gave up caring about it.

I just want a girl of my own.

[pirata_bello]

...Why do you want one?

I mean, I know why I like them. They're soft, they look good, they smell good, they're truly glorious! They're the more refined sex, with far more pleasing bodies than ourselves.

[scimmiadigomma]

Well, isnt that enough reason to want one? Besides, then I'd have someone to cuddle who wouldn't mind Zoro screams.

[pirata_bello]

Well, anyone would mind if they don't give consent.

[scimmiadigomma]

Well, maybe someday I'll find someone who doesn't mind so I dont have to keep asking.