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[stray_redbird]

So... Blueberry slushies and Cheezits. Try it, motherfuckers.

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[stradapanthera]

Feel like there's some kinda fucking jab at me in there.

[stray_redbird]

It's good, man. Ain't no fuckin' diss.

[stradapanthera]

Freeze some beer and try it. Hell of a better flavor. Less queer.

[stray_redbird]

Less queer? I'd feel like a poser.

[stradapanthera]

You like sittin' there drinking a fucking fruity blue thing?

[stray_redbird]

You like sittin' there being a fucking fruity blue thing?

1/2

[stradapanthera]

2/2

[stradapanthera]

Ain't a fucking fruity bone on my damn body. Why don't you come fucking check.

[stray_redbird]

Maybe after I finish my slushie. I can only handle one blueberry at a time.

[stradapanthera]

Little surprised to hear you say you can even handle one. Heard ya got your queer little ass beat to fucking hell and back.

[stray_redbird]

You should see the other guys.

[stradapanthera]

They got red marks on their faces where you slapped 'em?

[stray_redbird]

It's all in the wrist, baby.

[stradapanthera]

You can't even fuckin' masturbate good enough with a limp wrist. How the hell you gonna slap anyone.

[stray_redbird]

Huh. Lucky I got Axel to do both for me. :)

[stradapanthera]

Think his wrists are even limper.