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[lexologist]

My children are missing.

I wonder if anyone has seen them?

I am afraid they might have tried to go after the cookie jar without me.

Comments

[lungrot]

[lexologist]

[lungrot]

... no.

[lexologist]

No? No what?

[stirare_luomo]

I stole the cookies from the cookie jar, and they were delicious.

[lexologist]

They must have been different cookies, then.

[peopleorpuppets]

I don't like cookies.

[lexologist]

No, I seem to recall you never did...

[peopleorpuppets]

They are too sweet. And not practical to eat.

[lexologist]

I rather enjoy them.

[virucide]

What.

[lexologist]

Three little ducklings seem to have gotten lost.

[lungrot]

maybe they just ran away

[lexologist]

Possible.

[militant_13]

You should go file a missing pet report, I'm sure someone would have enough time to go look for them.

[lexologist]

Ah, but my pet is still here. Naomi is a very good puppy and does not run off.

[militant_13]

but you said children, children are pets, have you seen their leashes? Maybe if you kept them on their leash they wouldn't be missing.

[lexologist]

...do people commonly leash children? I have never seen such a thing.