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[lexologist]

My children are missing.

I wonder if anyone has seen them?

I am afraid they might have tried to go after the cookie jar without me.

Comments

[militant_13]

You should go file a missing pet report, I'm sure someone would have enough time to go look for them.

[lexologist]

Ah, but my pet is still here. Naomi is a very good puppy and does not run off.

[militant_13]

but you said children, children are pets, have you seen their leashes? Maybe if you kept them on their leash they wouldn't be missing.

[lexologist]

...do people commonly leash children? I have never seen such a thing.

[militant_13]

You clearly haven't been to disneyland or any amusement park or a place where they can freely walk their children around.

[lexologist]

Ah. No. I have not.

[militant_13]

pitty.