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[divaricatore]

Okay...

... for research purposes

How do guys do it?

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[fortebrezza]

Do what now?

[divaricatore]

Sex.

[fortebrezza]

...you're kidding. Right? This is some kind of joke.

[divaricatore]

I don't usually joke.

[fortebrezza]

How old are you, then?

[divaricatore]

25.

[fortebrezza]

That's really kind of pathetic.

Alright, listen, I'm feeling nice today, so I'll tell you what. Go down to the nearest video rental place. Ask for the adult section. Find one, two, or ten titles that appeal to you, rent, and watch. You'll get the idea.

[ ooc; you know this is how she taught Kankurou and Gaara about the birds and the bees too. :| ]

[divaricatore]

Well, I'm sorry for not sleeping around.

That kind of thing doesn't appeal to me. I'd rather learn the theories then test it out. For this one particular subject, at least.

[ ooc: XDDD of course she did ♥ ]

[fortebrezza]

There's no "theory". It's merely a biological instinct.

Now if you're looking for how to be intimate with someone, that's an entirely different thing altogether. The two are, by and large, independent, although they do go well together.

[divaricatore]

I like to be sure of what I'm doing. There is too large of an error percentage for instincts.

Intimacy, I'm faring fairly well on that part. It's just the mechanics that I'm not sure about.

[fortebrezza]

Then just insert Tab A into Slot B. Repeat as necessary. There are really no more mechanics to it than that, I promise you.

[divaricatore]

Surely there must be more to it. The human body is not like a machine, I was told.

[fortebrezza]

When it comes to that? Yeah. It really kind of is.

[divaricatore]

Hmm.

I'm not convinced, but thank you for the input.

[fortebrezza]

Good luck. Seems like you'll need it.

[skrullactually]

Wow, somebody here sure knows how to kill romance.