Comments | onlyhalfserious: 001 (Voice)

onlyhalfserious

001 (Voice)

Feb 23, 2010 03:09

[Have a new voice, Barge. A new, dryly sarcastic British-accented monotone voice.]

Well, Mr. San'ko, it seems your mock execution was a towering success. As you can clearly hear, I'm completely cowering in your wake and awaiting further torture meant to secure my obedience. A little gratitude for my substantial contribution to what is clearly an ( Read more... )

not what he's expecting, did not maintain control of that, i dare you to break me, cocky little son of a bitch

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[Voice] madrassa February 23 2010, 09:18:12 UTC

[Throat clearing noises as she tries to figure out the gentlest way to welcome someone who has the wrong impression x1000.]

Ah.

I get the feeling that you're not where you think you are, my dear.

[Voice] onlyhalfserious February 23 2010, 09:21:25 UTC

Considering you're not Ushek San'ko by any means, I'm inclined to agree.

If you would be so kind to enlighten me, I'd be grateful.

[Voice] madrassa February 23 2010, 09:24:41 UTC

I'm afraid you've died, and are aboard what we call the Barge. It's an inter-dimensional boat comprising of individuals from several times, places, and dimensions.

You're here to be rehabilitated, so to speak. Obviously this admission isn't to be accepted immediately, but those are the facts. You'll find them to be truth soon enough. Perhaps you ought to look outside.

[Voice] onlyhalfserious February 23 2010, 09:26:53 UTC

[This is after a long period of silence, during which Sark has a small panic attack, BECAUSE DEAR LORD, HE IS TERRIFIED OF DYING AND THIS IS A NIGHTMARE. AND AUGH. After a moment, he turns the transmitter back on and sounds perfectly calm again.]

Rehabilitated. What do you mean by that?

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[Voice] HERE SARK, HAVE SOMEONE WHO REFUSES TO BELIEVE SHE DIED. fireintothesky February 23 2010, 09:32:26 UTC

You're on the Barge, signore. It's... I'm not sure how to describe it. It's a place where people go when they've done something wrong, I guess, though I don't know what I did still.

[Voice] onlyhalfserious February 23 2010, 18:40:04 UTC

Who are these people to presume that we've done anything wrong, to begin with?

[Voice] fireintothesky February 24 2010, 02:58:10 UTC

Ah...

[A long pause.]

That--I hadn't thought about that. How or... or why they picked us.

[Voice] onlyhalfserious February 24 2010, 03:11:18 UTC

If I'm to understand what I've been told, we've been selected for our potential for redemption. One has to wonder... How exactly is this decided and by whose moral compass are we meant to be abiding?

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psychosnowflake February 23 2010, 14:16:02 UTC

Sounds like we've got another new inmate.

onlyhalfserious February 23 2010, 18:40:51 UTC

Is that supposed to mean anything to me?

psychosnowflake February 24 2010, 08:09:34 UTC

Not really, man. Just an observation.

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Re: voice onlyhalfserious February 23 2010, 22:55:10 UTC

[Have an equally long pause, because WHAAAAT THE BLOODY HELL IS THIS NONSENSE?]

...Pardon?

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voice onlyhalfserious February 24 2010, 02:43:04 UTC

[He sounds like he's speaking through gritted teeth.]

Yes. I'm well aware of that. You needn't remind me. What do you mean by "twin?" Who are you?

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you_run_i_chase February 23 2010, 23:28:34 UTC

Welcome to hell. You're dead, this is the Barge and your life just got a whole fucking shit ton more interesting.

onlyhalfserious February 23 2010, 23:34:22 UTC

Charming.