anecdote courtesy of David Woodsome (aka Woody)
"On my way to work today I was shaving in the car and I had a girl in the passenger seat, and somehow the top from my electric razor came undone and the windows were down and I hadn't cleaned my razor in weeks, so hair exploded and blew everywhere and all over the girl and we had to stop at a gas station with a free vacum and clean out my car and the girl was really pissed because I got hair all over her, so I tried vacuming her, but that made her even more mad! Anyways - I wish you had been in the car - I feel you wouldv'e had a better sense of humor about the whole situation."
Woody- that would have truly been one of the greatest/most disgusting moments of my life! I'll just imagine I was there... and that as I was laughing my ass off, your facial hair flew into my gaping mouth. Sick. Awesome.