fucking shit!

[only1leftbehind]

me and braulio stopped a mugging today at odu. if we we're any later or earlier the dude would have gotten away. upon exiting the parking garage and heading towards webb center i saw this dude running with a purse in his hand, and 5-10 seconds later some girl comes running between a car screaming, "STOP THAT GUY, HE JUST MUGGED THIS OLD LADY!" so as soon as i heard that i darted across the middle of hampton bulevard, through cars and whatnot, and braulio started running a bit after me. i chased him to the back of mcdonalds where i lost him. braulio came up around the other side of mcdonalds looking for him. i went into mcdonalds and asked anyone if they saw a dude go in there with a purse and some arabic dudes pointed in a different direction so i continued that way and saw no one so i decided to go into the bathroom. with my knife drawn i proceeded into the bathroom and saw someone in the stall, but didnt want to disturb someone if they were taking a shit. so braulio gets in mcdonalds and we continued asking people. braulio is like, where the fuck is he? and then i said i havent seen anyone come out of the bathroom in a while, so braulio charges into the bathroom and the dude is fucking hiding under the sink as if we cant see him, so braulio says, "GET THE FUCK UP" the dude gets up and braulio says, "GIVE ME THE PURSE WITH EVERYTHING IN IT OR IM BEATING THE FUCK OUT OF YOU" so the dude goes in the stall and grabs everything and puts it in the purse, and knowing that people lie. i said, "EMPTY YOUR FUCKING POCKETS" the dude takes shit out and puts it in the purse. i said to him, "WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU STEAL FROM SOMEONE, GET A FUCKING JOB" he says something about his dad and then takes off running. the cops finally show up and we gave them the purse. the dude ended up getting away with 2 credit cards and 4 dollars that we had no idea about. but the only thing he can really use is the 4 dollars because the lady cancelled her credit cards. she was greatful of us and yes. we are the shit for helping out.

now someone help braulio find a fucking job!