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So I'm posting to tell you two amusing anecdotes...
Everyone here has heard about my mother's nicknaming tendencies, right?? Okay, so here I go admitting it to the world: I had to go to the determatologist (skin/pimple doctor for those who don't know) the other day because I have randomly broken out. It's not very much but I was concerned because I HAVEN'T BROKEN OUT IN SOMETHING LIKE SEVEN YEARS. Why is that you ask?? Anyone remember a few years back how there was this whole big scandal about a skin medication where a large percentage of the kids on it committed suicide?? Yeaaah...I was ON that medication in 6th grade....and it FUCKING WORKED. Absolutely no pimples for SEVEN YEARS! anyway this is not my story....
Our dermatologist is named Doctor McDaniel......my mother refers to him as Doctor McFace.....
Particularly now in the context of the grey's anatomy Doctor Mc-thing I can NOT hear my mother mention Doctor McFace without positively rolling on the floor.
So...my mother as a treat bought me those starbucks bottled mocha things?? They're really good...anyway this morning I was really tired. I had shaken up the bottle and opened it and taken a sip but because I was tired I had forgotten I had done this....because it was only a sip it didn't LOOK like I had done this. Sooo I pick it up to turn it over and shake it and because its slightly open I proceed to dump the entire thing on my lap and on the floor. I stare at my drenched mocha state in slight shock. My mother at that exact moment walks in and nearly cries with laughter. Since then I've heard tell more than one person on the phone..."yeah this morning I walked into the kitchen and Lana was positively drenched in her coffee drink..."
Oh...Universe... XD
Everyone here has heard about my mother's nicknaming tendencies, right?? Okay, so here I go admitting it to the world: I had to go to the determatologist (skin/pimple doctor for those who don't know) the other day because I have randomly broken out. It's not very much but I was concerned because I HAVEN'T BROKEN OUT IN SOMETHING LIKE SEVEN YEARS. Why is that you ask?? Anyone remember a few years back how there was this whole big scandal about a skin medication where a large percentage of the kids on it committed suicide?? Yeaaah...I was ON that medication in 6th grade....and it FUCKING WORKED. Absolutely no pimples for SEVEN YEARS! anyway this is not my story....
Our dermatologist is named Doctor McDaniel......my mother refers to him as Doctor McFace.....
Particularly now in the context of the grey's anatomy Doctor Mc-thing I can NOT hear my mother mention Doctor McFace without positively rolling on the floor.
So...my mother as a treat bought me those starbucks bottled mocha things?? They're really good...anyway this morning I was really tired. I had shaken up the bottle and opened it and taken a sip but because I was tired I had forgotten I had done this....because it was only a sip it didn't LOOK like I had done this. Sooo I pick it up to turn it over and shake it and because its slightly open I proceed to dump the entire thing on my lap and on the floor. I stare at my drenched mocha state in slight shock. My mother at that exact moment walks in and nearly cries with laughter. Since then I've heard tell more than one person on the phone..."yeah this morning I walked into the kitchen and Lana was positively drenched in her coffee drink..."
Oh...Universe... XD