If I ever kill you, I promise not to pull your head off and then shove it into your chest cavity

[onimaru]

So let me get this right

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[phillymignon]

I'm pretty sure people are attacking Bayonetta because it is new and Mortal Kombat is expected to have gratuitous sexuality slapped on it.

Mortal Kombat being sexual/violent is like if your perverted old grandpa comes to your house and starts talking about "tits and gams" you would just roll your eyes and go "OH GRANDPA" but if your foulmouthed nephew came in and did the same he'd have his ears boxed.