I watched Zombieland the other day on Netflix. My brother was on his computer behind me, and he ended up watching as well XD The movie was VERY funny, but I felt it could have done without the romance element. I don't watch a zombie movie for fucking ROMANCE!!!
Anyways, I think that movie did something to my brain. Last night I had a dream about the zombie apocalypse..... and it was my fault XD
Here's how it went down!
I was going off on a week-long trip to LBC's sister's house in Miami with LBC and my friends Sade, Miyisha, and Scioscia. We all went down there in this HUGE wine-colored RV that the inside reminded me of the bus from Priscilla Queen of the Desert. For a while, everything was fine. We watched Ghostbusters, played videogames, had lunch..... and then the explosion happened.
Apparently, LBC's brother had set off the suitcase of virus bombs I had brought with me! He had been knocked out of a window by the blast, but he wasn't zombified. The person that had been zombified was this random girl that had been staying at the house. Scioscia, LBC, and I beat the ever-loving crap out of zombie girl, but it was too late. I knew that if there was one zombie there was bound to be more.
Unfortunately, I was right. The neighbors from the street behind the house where we were staying had ALL been zombified. All of a sudden we're all hot-footing it out to the RV, and it's RAINING! Not only that, but it's starting to get dark out. We'd had to park the RV a few streets away because of how big it was, so things are getting absolutely CRAZY!!!
LBC's brother sees us high tail it out of the house and asks us why we're running. Before we can answer, four zombies come SCREAMING out of the house! He screams (in a surprisingly manly way) and starts running with us. We all BARELY get back into the RV before the zombies reach it and start drooling all over it. We haul ass out of the neighborhood, get out onto the interstate, and finally pull over in this area of bumfuck NOTHINGNESS that's between Miami and good 'ol Polk County.
LBC's brother explains that he had opened my suitcase that'd had the bombs in it because the random girl that was there had a suitcase that was a similar style and color. Miyisha smacked him over the head for going through a girl's luggage and LBC told him he had to ride strapped to the roof that night for being so stupid. All us girls agreed, high-fived, and then I woke up XD
Something really cool happened to me this week, too! This week was clubs week on campus, so there was all sorts of stuff going on with free food, T-Shirts, balloons, and the most awesome thing ever... ROAD SIGNS!!! I GOT ONE!!! It's rainbow-colored, and it says "Fujoshi Ave" on it!
I made an apparently amazing disclaimer for Yaoi, too. To view it, go
www.menewsha.com/forum/community/menewsha-nation/152550-love-yaoi-post-here-ultimate-yaoi-thread-205.html and look for a post by Reyoki that has red text.