Swept away

[onetrooluff]

D: I still need a broom --
Julie: you can borrow mine
Julie: i'll mail it to japan, you can mail it back when you're done
D: yes, I will fly home with it
D: buy it a seat
Julie: put a little face on it
D: lol, i'd rather it had a seat next to me
D: then I can move it when I want to stretch out and sleep
Julie: this is my companion... ... broom.. berg.
D: professor broom
D: (bruttenholm)
Julie: professor david broomberg
D: david? Oo
Julie: ahahah
D: oh, I see, it's a jewish broom
Julie: ROFL