Title: Masaki and the Pudding Factory
Rating: Pg13 (for now?)
Pairing: Sakuraiba, Ohmiya(later on)
Genre: Crack, romance, parody(?)
Summary: Doesn't the title sound familiar? *coughCHARLIE&TheChocolateFactorycough* What wonders await you in S.S. factory? Explore Fields of... *stops copying what says in the back of the DVD* Aiba Masaki's greatest dream since he was small was to visit that large factory. He finally gets the chance to do so when the owner of the S.S. Pudding Factory magically places artificial gold chickens inside ONLY THREE puddings on the whole world! What's the reason for this sudden invitation? Who gets the golden chickens? Will there be Oompa-Loompas? Will there be whipping cream? What about the fat kid? Will the tour be safe? And most important question, will this even make sense?
Disclaimer: THEY'RE NOT MINE! D:
Notes: Ignore the spelling mistakes in the flyer, i noticed them after i finished it and i hadn't saved the .psd file xD
(bigger size) This is a story about a young boy, well... man, named Aiba Masaki. He was by far more beautiful than any other boy his age, used to be the school's ace back when he was young, yes, this boy named Aiba Masaki was God gifted, earning the nickname of 'Miracle Boy' by a girl who he doesn't remember her name or face. He had talent, looks, except the brains and money, not that he needed them anyway, as far as he lived his life, he convinced himself they were unnecessarily, after all, he had more than enough luck. Masaki had just enough money to at least financially support himself, for he worked in a cafe which paid him a bit more than others. The reason for that was that by his popularity with girls, older ladies, and even kids, the cafe had become more popular, for he attracted them all with his charming and wide smile.
Masaki finished working and headed home, yet something seemed unusual. There was a crowd surrounding what seemed a weird looking van. Curiosity got the best of him so he headed to where the crowd was. People had a very colorful flyer in their hands and as they read it, a grin was formed and then they started running with anticipation. That just made Masaki even more curious, he found way through the growing crowd and approached the weird looking van and got his own flyer. He was no exception after all, for he also grinned as wide as his mouth allowed him to and went straight home, thinking, This must be my opportunity!
He layed in bed and giggled while he took a look at that colorful
flyer which read; "To all the people of the world: Inside 3 of the delicious S.S. Puddings, there will be placed an artificial gold chicken. The whiners winners would be allowed to enter the worldwide famous S.S. Pudding factory for several couple hours. One out of those three persons, the lucky winner, will receive a price that cannot be bought with money in the whole world! Those three persons will also be allowed to know many secrets of the S.S. Pudding Factory. Anticipate the Grand Tour! --Mr. S.S."
He reread it again and again wondering what the prices would be and what the inside of that factory would be like. He stared harder into the poster, and he discovered something. At first, he thought his eyes were playing tricks on him, but as he stood up and checked, he knew it was there. There was a faint picture of a man, which Masaki assumed was Mr. S.S. His eyes widen at realization, that the rumor of him being young was not just a rumor, but a fact. He tried to get a better view, to see if it was also true the rumor that he was very handsome, but the picture was really faint, not to mention that he wore some weird glasses and his eyes weren't showing at all.
Either way, he was more than excited, and as he listen to music to fall sound asleep, he was more than determined that starting tomorrow, he would start his search for that golden chicken.
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Masaki had the day off the following day, making it better for his first day of 'treasure hunting.' He took out his savings, which were just 15 mere dollars. He sighed, but then thought positively, 15 dollars would equal 15 cups of puddings and with that he stormed out of his small apartment and ran to a convenience were his instincts told him the golden chicken might be at.
To his surprise, there wasn't as many people, so he took his time choosing those 15 puddings. In all those years he was known for his rash decisions, at this very moment, he doubted his every actions, for he was very nervous. This very 15 puddings would choose if his childhood dream of entering that grand factory would come true or not.
"Okay, I'll just choose randomly," he whispered to himself and choose two of the eight flavors and with the extra dollar, he decided the get another one, his most favorite flavor.
He calmly paid and walked out of the convenience store, took a deep breath and started running to his small apartment at full speed. Desperately, he returned and opened each and every pudding with shaking hands. Fourteen puddings were already opened, yet there was still no luck. He calmly inhaled and exhaled, and slowly opened the last pudding he bought. It seemed like it would take forever, for he didn't want to be disappointed if he didn't get it. He decided the open it in a go, and just as half his mind predicted, it wasn't there. He
face-palmed and sighed heavily, with no intention of hiding his obvious disappointment.
Dragging his feet, he slowly walked to his bed with his un-winning 15 puddings in his hands and arms. He then sat lazily in his bed cross-legged, with tears in his eyes started eating them in an instant while watching the news. "We've just been noticed that the first chicken from the S.S. Factory had been found!" said an announcer in a very hyper voice, which caught Masaki off guarded. He now directed all his possible attention to the flat screen where that same announcer said, "Just now, one out of those three chickens have been found in California, by a young boy named Ninomiya Kazunari, here we bring you the live interview that is being held at this very moment." As soon as she finished, a fair boy appeared. He was appealing the cameras non-stop when they asked for pictures of him.
Masaki leaned forward, with so many feelings within, watching all the flashes that were flashed at the fair boy on the other side of the monitor. Finally, a journalist asked, "How were you able to find the golden chicken so fast?"
The fair boy named Ninomiya Kazunari answered, "I guess it just takes skills," with a smug planted on his face and added a small
'salute' to the main camera.
Masaki took that as a challenge and turned off the television before the fair boy could continued talking and before he could get more upset. There's still time, he told himself as he thought of a plan to get the golden chicken.
He laid in bed, unable to sleep for 15 minutes, so he once again turned on the television, thinking that the boy wouldn't still be on, but he was proved wrong, for at the moment he turned it on, he was there, with a smug again, and in his hands, there it was; shinning and with about one inch in height; the legendary golden chicken that only three people in the whole world would be able to obtain.
The boy smiled proudly, his ego going over the top while the shutters were heard countless of times and received many praises from both female and male journalists.
That just made Masaki's mood worse, and in less than 15 seconds, he turned it off again and fell back on his bed, and closed his eyes peacefully. He frowned, deep in his thoughts, and after thinking for about two minutes, his lips parted in a delighted smile, raised both his hands -still laying down- and declared to himself, "I WILL GET THAT CHICKEN IN MY HANDS!"
here it is!! I wasn't going to update, since all the things that happened, but then I thought, "just to liven up the mood," I hope I was at least able to do that a little D:
and sorry for the small chapter since I don't want to make everything fit in one chapter D:
(and for some who read my other fanfic, I won't update tomorrow, probably during the week or next weekend)
comments, spam, reviews, critics are all welcomed :)
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