WELL, fucking idiots! let's review what we know so far ( Read more... )

Kekeke, fucking politicians. Always causing trouble for everybody else. I'm not sure what the fuck else their job is.

If anyone's in dire need to travel papers and can't get them, talk to me. I can forge blackmail bribe acquire them for you. Wouldn't fucking do to have crewmembers turned back at the fucking border!

LISTEN UP, FUCKING MORONS

I never, ever, want another fuckup like that leak to happen. Ever again. No, really, the next person to fuck that up and get us all in shit is getting me taking care of their punishment. I'm sure we'll have lots of fun ( Read more... )