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[anonymous]

The entire crew embarks on doomed escapades to try to reveal Sanji's left eye. Sanji is completely unaware of what they are trying to do, but they still manages to screw up their plans each time.
It should start out with just Luffy and Usopp and Chopper, but the entire crew gets pulled in through failed plans that somehow backfire on them one at a time, and they realize they're curious too, or they wanna show the schemers how you're really supposed to execute a plan.
At the end, the last person to be pulled in (Zoro? he seems to fit the role) just rolls over and asks Sanji. And Sanji just shows them. There should be something surprising behind the fringe, whether it be the cliche missing eye, something creative, or legasp, nothing strange at all!
No pairings please.

[anonymous]

ahaha...Sounds like that episode in Naruto where the kids tried to uncover Kakashi's eye...

[anonymous]

haha, oops, Op didn't know that, she doesn't watch Naruto.
But haven't they known what was on his eye for like ever?

Actually...

[anonymous]

Actually, they were trying to figure out what was beneath his mask. You're right, they knew what his other eye was early on, but what's underneath Kakashi's mask has yet to be revealed.

I'm under the hopeful delusion that Oda (OP) and Kishimoto (Naruto) are going to team up and reveal the two great mysteries together in a cross-over so awesome people's heads explode.

Probably not, but you never know...

Usopp is a liar pt.1

[anonymous]

Wow, I realise that this is super old, but I've literally only just discovered kink memes at all, let alone the one piece one, so I hope it's okay if I have a go at this

Usopp is a liar pt.2

[anonymous]

Plan number one, Usopp eventually admitted, was not the smartest plan in the world. He’d set up a load of breath dials just under the railing by the galley, he’d then knocked on the galley door and ran away to his super-secret-impenetrable-hiding-place

Usopp is a liar pt.3

[anonymous]

The next morning after Chopper and Usopp had finished eating breakfast on the deck in the rain Nami came forward to question them. Luffy was with her, his show of solidarity apparently extending as far as sitting in the rain with them but not on missing the chance for breakfast leftovers

Usopp is a liar pt.4

[anonymous]

The market girl then quickly put Nami’s plan into action. The four of them could hear the girl’s charming laughter at Sanji’s flirting, Usopp suspected that she was even batting her eyelids at him

Usopp is a liar pt.5

[anonymous]

The evening was full of Zoro mercilessly teasing Sanji about the incident and retelling it to all present, shortly thereafter the evening was filled with fighting, swearing and sulking on Sanji’s part

Usopp is a liar pt.6

[anonymous]

And so it was late that night after Sanji’s breathing had evened out into slow deep breaths interspersed with an occasional light snore that the four male straw hat crew members found themselves leaning over Sanji’s hammock with a pair of scissors in hand

Usopp is a liar pt.7

[anonymous]

“Ooh, I do love a mystery. I’d not really considered Sanji’s eye before.” Robin smiled, tapping her lip with her finger

Re: Usopp is a liar pt.7

[anonymous]

OMG OP IS LATE RESPONDING BUT THIS WAS SO LOVE.

I had totally given up on this prompt, but I love you for doing it, the fandom needs more adorable gen like this!

And your reasoning behind Sanji covering his eye is strangely close to the recently revealed truth.

thank you so much!

Re: Usopp is a liar pt.7

[boleniana]

This is utterly hilarious! If you post this on ffnet be sure to post the link to it on here, because I'd love to fave it.

Franky's reaction to Robin made me literally LOL.