Usopp is a liar pt.4
anonymous
September 24 2010, 08:54:29 UTC
The market girl then quickly put Nami’s plan into action. The four of them could hear the girl’s charming laughter at Sanji’s flirting, Usopp suspected that she was even batting her eyelids at him.
“Such a handsome man, I can’t believe that you’re a real pirate!” The girl cooed leaning forward and stroking Sanji’s jaw. Unbeknownst to the four straw hats watching the unfolding scene from behind the window, the market girl’s top had slipped slightly as she leant further forward to Sanji over her stall. Her top in fact slipped enough for Sanji to see far more than he should have, and enough for him to confirm that the young lady wasn’t wearing a bra, and also that apparently it was a little chilly out.
So when the market girl was just supposed to comment on Sanji’s pretty face and how it was a shame for him to keep it covered up and tenderly brush aside his fringe the plan went awry. Instead of being able to tell the straw hats about Sanji’s eye she was instead able to tell them precisely how fast blood could spurt out of Sanji’s nose and all over her new and admittedly ill-fitting top.
“Oh my god!” Sanji squeaked, holding his nose tightly to stem the flow of blood as he stared mortified at the market girl who was covered in copious amounts of blood spatter. The girl stared down at herself speechless, she looked like she was covered in enough blood to have just committed a murder.
Sanji chose this moment to escape from the market red-faced and horrified at his own behaviour. The straw hats later agreed that no one had ever seen Sanji run that fast.
“So much for your flawless plan Nami.” Usopp grumbled over Zoro’s incredibly loud laughter from below.
“Shut up.” Nami snapped and kicked Usopp in the kidneys as she stood up.
“Still, that was almost worth paying to see.” Nami commented as the four of them slipped out of the market girl’s building and past Zoro who was by now crying so hard with laughter as to be unable to see them.
“Such a handsome man, I can’t believe that you’re a real pirate!” The girl cooed leaning forward and stroking Sanji’s jaw. Unbeknownst to the four straw hats watching the unfolding scene from behind the window, the market girl’s top had slipped slightly as she leant further forward to Sanji over her stall. Her top in fact slipped enough for Sanji to see far more than he should have, and enough for him to confirm that the young lady wasn’t wearing a bra, and also that apparently it was a little chilly out.
So when the market girl was just supposed to comment on Sanji’s pretty face and how it was a shame for him to keep it covered up and tenderly brush aside his fringe the plan went awry. Instead of being able to tell the straw hats about Sanji’s eye she was instead able to tell them precisely how fast blood could spurt out of Sanji’s nose and all over her new and admittedly ill-fitting top.
“Oh my god!” Sanji squeaked, holding his nose tightly to stem the flow of blood as he stared mortified at the market girl who was covered in copious amounts of blood spatter. The girl stared down at herself speechless, she looked like she was covered in enough blood to have just committed a murder.
Sanji chose this moment to escape from the market red-faced and horrified at his own behaviour. The straw hats later agreed that no one had ever seen Sanji run that fast.
“So much for your flawless plan Nami.” Usopp grumbled over Zoro’s incredibly loud laughter from below.
“Shut up.” Nami snapped and kicked Usopp in the kidneys as she stood up.
“Still, that was almost worth paying to see.” Nami commented as the four of them slipped out of the market girl’s building and past Zoro who was by now crying so hard with laughter as to be unable to see them.
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