22.
Why do I want to live here so much?
Anyway,
601. Do you have a lust for life?
Yeah okay :]
602. Do you want to get more out of life?
Yes.
603. Would you want to learn to:
Convert to Buddhism?
No thanks.
Cure a hangover?
Sure why not.
Lie persuasively?
Yes. I suck at it really bad.
604. What character from a movie is most like you?
I would say Lucy from chronicles of Narnia? Maybe. I mean I’m very curious so kudos.
605. Are you comfortable with the idea of your own death?
No.
606. How do you feel about arranged marriages?
No thanks sir.
607. What do you hate that everyone else seems to like?
Ugg boots. Ew.
608. What do you like that others seem to hate?
Guitar hero for the DS :3
Lulz that’s good stuff right there.
609. If you had to be named after a month, which month would you pick?
August :]
Actually Augustana would be pretty. I approve.
610. Is time more like a highway or a meadow to you?
Highway :
611. What is your favorite movie?
I have lots.
612. Which would you choose to be back in the day: a warrior, an alchemist, a minstrel, a bard, an oracle, a peasant, or a merchant?
Alchemist.
613. What is your favorite song lyric?
“Heavens not a place that you go when you die, it’s that moment in life when you actually feel alive”
614. What will you never run out of?
SPUNK :D
615. If you could force someone to fall madly in love with you, (anyone you choose) would you do it?
NO SIR :D
616. Have you ever seen the Disney movie The Black Cauldron?
Yes
617. Have you ever read The Black Cauldron by Alexander Lloyd (or any of his other books in the Prydain Chronicles)?
No.
618. Have you ever written a paper the night before it was due?
Yes.
How about the day it was due?
Lol yeah.
619. Is there a movie you have watched so many times that you can quote it line for line?
The 2003 live action Peter Pan.
“Living will be an awfully big adventure.” :]]]]
Love that movie!
620. What is your favorite season?
Fall.
621. Do you mind being described as cute?
I love being described as cute :3
622. What is the tackiest object in your home?
Ummmmmmm, I own a lava lamp.
623. What do you think people are most ignorant towards?
Accepting peoples differences and interests.
624. What is it that makes you an interesting person?
I do things for the EL-OH-EL’s.
625. What makes other people interesting to you?
Having a quality in them that I don’t see reoccurring in like 50 other people.
626. How open to suggestion are you?
Pretty open.
627. Is Michael Jackson black or white?
Black.
628. Are you often lonely?
Yes.
629. What’s the most unusual pet you’ve ever had?
Ummmmmm Hermit crab?.....
I have two of them. I love them.
630. Have you ever threatened an authority figure?
Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes.
631. If you had to choose would you rather make all your decisions henceforth with your head only or with your heart only?
Head.
632. How imaginative are you?
Eh, average :]
633. Do you like the Counting Crows?
Somewhat
634. If you took this survey from the diary (5000 Q Survey V2.0) did you note me so I could read it?
Nah.
635. Are you more tense or laid back?
Laid back.
636. Does your happiness depend on anyone else, or are you happy no matter what any one says or does?
Pretty happy no matter what.
637. What do you think of the idea of putting the bible into the format of a fashion magazine to attract the interest of teenagers?
xD Really?
638. How often do you drink to get drunk?
I don’t drink to get drunk. Just a few is fine.
639. Would you consider yourself to be diplomatic?
Lulz :]
640. Do you think that most of the classes you have taken were taught in such a way as to make plain the relevance of the subject matter in your everyday life?
No.
641. Do you remember Crystal Pepsi?
……no.
what the hell is that?
642. When was the last time you spent a night away from home?
I spend a lot of Nights at James house
643. Some people say that there is no such thing as a stupid question. Is that true?
Yeah right.
644. What is the most interesting TV channel?
WE :]
I have some strange addiction to the wedding shows on that channel.
645. Name one song you could live without hearing ever again:
Ummmmmmmmmm….
I used to be into a lot of metal and disgusting scenester music because I thought I was some hipster who knew all that music before anyone else :]
Ah, teen fazes.
646. Do your pets understand you when you talk?
They cock their head. I think they get it.
647. What are three things you HAVE NOT done that might surprise people?
Gone on vacation, Played Apples to Apples (James is trying to get me to play it though), Read the last two Harry Potter book :]
648. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
No.
649. Have you been to a museum this year?
No actually : | There’s one not to far from my house. I haven’t gone this year though. I probably should.
650. Do you ever watch porn?
Yes. I cut down on it though. It’s not healthy when you’re in a relationship. By the way random thing but I learned recently that even though more men watch porn in general, 17% of women become addicted to porn while only 10% of men combat addiction.
651. Do you think that it would be a good idea if people served in the army, navy or air force for a while before they were allowed to vote?
….. how does military service affect how people vote again?
652. If you were required to do this to vote, would you?
No.
653. Do people often give you weird looks?
Yeah .
654. Do like Japanese cooking?
It’s very lovely.
655. Do you care for stray animals?
Yes. My mom hates that. We end up with a lot of pets.
656. Which animated movies have you seen and what did you think of them:
A Charlie Brown Christmas
I love that movie :]
A Garfield Halloween
No.
The Secret of Nimh
No.
The Last Unicorn
Yes, but I was little and don’t remember it.
The original Lord of the Rings cartoons
Same as above.
657. Are you ambidextrous (equally good at using both hands)?
No.
658. Do you always say; “bless you” after someone sneezes, or do you hesitate?
I don’t say anything. Actually. I have a really weird fear of sneezing in public because I know about 3894798374 people are going to say “bless you” and then I sneeze like 50 times in a row so people are sitting over me like “blessyoublessyoublessyoublessyouBLESSYOU!!! BLEEEEEESSSSSEYOUUUUUUGODDAMMNIT!”
659. If you and your friends could go away for 2 days over Halloween weekend where would you go?
…… No where?
660. Which of these animated movies have you seen and what did you think of them:
Watership Down
Nope
As the Wind Blows
No.
Grave of the Fireflies
Yes. It was cute :]
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Haha, it’s the only old Christmas movie I haven’t gotten sick of.
Spirited Away
LKAJLKASJDlkJSa BEST!
661. Do you feel that society is male dominated, female dominated, or neutral?
I feel it’s still pretty male dominated.
Sucks.
662. What words offend you?
Words that demean women.
663. They’re just words. Can you get over it?
No.
664. Have you ever looked into different religions?
Yes. I decided against them all though.
665. Which ones have you looked into?
Buddism, Wiccan, Christianity, others I forgot. Not for me :\
666. What do you think of Satanism as a religion?
No thanks.
667. Do you like it better when your classes are taught sitting in rows or sitting in a circle?
Sitting in a circle. It makes it harder to slack off or not pay attention so I usually learn better.
668. Have you ever read your own tarot cards?
No, but I have a friend who does Tarot and has done mine.
669. Which ones do you like better, the three old star wars movies or the 2 new ones?
None of the above. Ew.
670. If you scream in outer space does it make a sound?
No.
671. If you saw The Queen of the Damned did you want to be a vampire/Goth afterwards?
…… No : |
672. If you saw SLC Punk did you want to be punk afterwards?
No.
673. What is your favorite zombie movie?
Zombielannnnnnnd :]
674. Best kids birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater
One of my friends had a birthday party at a paint your own pottery thing when I was little and I liked it because we all got to talk and I got a ceramic cat :]
I love roller-skating though so yeah. Let’s go with that.
675. What were your parties like when you were a kid?
Usually at places like chuck-e-cheese with a lot of people.
676. Best teen (about 15-16) birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert
wtf chuck-e-cheese? xD I’d do it for the lulz.
Sleep-Over
677. What are/were your 15-16 year old parties like?
I pretty much stopped having birthday parties.
678. Best 18th birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert, club, pool hall, college party
Club yo :]
679. If you are 18 what was your party like?
I was sick on my 18th birthday, but I wasn’t going to do anything anyway.
680. Best 21st birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert, club, pool hall, college party, bar, Atlantic city/Las Vegas trip
Stiiiiiiiiiiiill club.
681. If you saw The Craft were you interested in wicca/paganism/magic afterwards?
No. I did see the craft though.
682. What are your top 3 priorities?
School, Family, Boyfriend
683. If you saw fight club did you want to get into a fistfight afterwards?
….. Okay. Just to make it clear, I’m very rarely influenced by movies, music, media….
Dumbfucks.
684. What is your favorite smell?
Vanilla and cinnamon.
685. Give everything below a humor rating (1 = laugh your ass off, 2 = lol, 3 = smile, 4 = lame, 5 = not funny, 6 = offensive):
People falling
3
Rape jokes
6
Sarcastic comments
1. I love sarcasm :]
Blonde jokes
5
Dirty jokes
5
God/religion jokes
3
Long-ass jokes
2
Death jokes
3
Pain/sickness jokes
5
Animals doing cute stuff
2. Yeah I’m lame.
Bodily functions
5
Knock jokes
5
Ethnic jokes
2
Puns
3. I’ve heard some pretty good ones.
Ironic situations
3
685. If you saw Cruel Intentions did you want to have lots of meaningless sex afterwards?
……
686. Do you get at least three hugs per day?
Yes.
687. What should someone never say to you/call you if they want to remain on your good side?
If you’re a sexist male I wouldn’t even bother coming near me.
688. If you saw Trainspotting did you want to do drugs afterwards?
……..
689. Do movies have a great influence on you?
FUCK >: |
690. Do you have a favorite reality TV show?
Teen mom is my new one.
Rich bride poor bride is pretty amazing.
Toddlers and Tiaras is cool. Hate the concept. Addicted to the show. Don’t know why.
691. Are there certain roles that people are pressured to play in society or can they basically do whatever they want?
Definitely certain roles.
692. How does the 2004 Dawn of the Dead remake compare to the original movie?
Never seen it.
693. Have you ever held a magnifying glass over an insect to burn it?
No, I was always curious if it worked or not but I love animal so I never tried.
694. Have you ever pulled the wings off a fly, butterfly or any other insect?
No.
695. What would you think of a guy (if you're into guys) or a girl (if you're into girls) who wanted to take you to the park to feed the birds and look at the turtles and fish in the water on a date?
That…. Would be incredibly cute.
I’d go for it.
696. Do you use public pools?
Yes.
697. Do you use public bathrooms?
Kinda have to.
698. Do you use public showers?
No.
699. How old will you be in 17 years?
Ummmm 35
700. Would it effect you at all if you knew that a very large meteor was headed towards earth that would impact in 17 years?
…… yeah pretty much. I’ll have kids by then.