For your LOLing enjoyment.
Taken from an anonymous LJ secret post. I kid you not.
"I am Bella Swan. I'm not a Mary-Sue, my emotions are real, my vampire family isn't lame, and none of them is pairing off with anyone but their lifemates. I am truly sorry that the woman who wrote down my story isn't as talented as you all would like her to be, but please dear god stop blaming it on me.
PS. Stop giving yourself usernames like "Edwardsgurl." You're not. So you know, he hates people who purposefully misspell in order to get a certain name.
PPS. Feel free to call me crazy if you like, but be aware that there are many, many others who come from places that have been written down in "fiction." It's a rather common phenomenon, really, from what I can gather. I've accepted the weirdness of this situation."
The response comments are well worth the read.
Here.
I hate people :|
"I am Bella Swan. I'm not a Mary-Sue, my emotions are real, my vampire family isn't lame, and none of them is pairing off with anyone but their lifemates. I am truly sorry that the woman who wrote down my story isn't as talented as you all would like her to be, but please dear god stop blaming it on me.
PS. Stop giving yourself usernames like "Edwardsgurl." You're not. So you know, he hates people who purposefully misspell in order to get a certain name.
PPS. Feel free to call me crazy if you like, but be aware that there are many, many others who come from places that have been written down in "fiction." It's a rather common phenomenon, really, from what I can gather. I've accepted the weirdness of this situation."
The response comments are well worth the read.
Here.
I hate people :|