I want to start a new band called H. E. Doublehockeysticks. I'm thinking it should be some kind of slightly punkified New Wave outfit, and we should all dress like stockbrokers but with patently fake devil horns on our heads. The first album could be called, "Don't Sell Yuor Soul--INVEST IT".

Crucial, yo.

The iPod Flea

It's, like, a TicTac that holds one mp3 song ( Read more... )

Hey, kids. Want to have a totally bitchin' time at your next party? Yes? Well, then! How about getting a bunch of your homies and homettes together and pump industrial-grade silicone into your bodies in order to make yourself look more "feminine"? Sure, you might die from it, but hey...it's all in good fun, and you don't want to be lame, do you ( Read more... )