Jul 06, 2005 20:50
Speeding through curvy mountain roads in the foggy dark of night with harsh music blaring is quite an adrenaline rush. Everyone should have such an experience at least once in their life. It's like playing a racecar videogame, except if you crash there's no Reset button. I would actually take my eyes off the road long enough to glimpse the splendor of the mountains, but I very strongly recommend against doing that at the speeds I was going and especially in such foggy conditions. When I finally do pass over into the Afterlife and meet my guardian angel, I will find this creature with a nervous twitch and only tufts of hair remaining on her head, and she will be muttering incoherently. After guarding me against my own recklessness, she will consider Hell to be a vacation.