iamnotstudyingormakinganyattempttopass
caramel slice should not be sold to desperate uni students who are trying to study. they are poisonous, sticky, delicious advocates for heart disease and obesity, and i am starting a campaigne to eradicate these insidious appetisers, to free students worldwide from the evil clutches of these apparently harmless treats. a war on sugar has been declared. it is bad bad bad. bush agrees with me and is approaching congress as i type to receive the backing of the entire US military contingent to overcome this most awful of foes. a much worthier cause, he admits, than the futile and useless preoccupation with terrorism or some such word that has permeated the global media over these past few years. just as orange is the new black (is it?), sugar is the new terror.
so...
if you aren't with me, you're against me. and that can mean only one thing. that's right. death by removal of the pancreas, followed by lethal glucose injection.
so...
if you aren't with me, you're against me. and that can mean only one thing. that's right. death by removal of the pancreas, followed by lethal glucose injection.