Nicotine Dream
My sister and I are at a restaurant. Weirdly enough, several of my characters are there, also.
Me: You'll never believe this--but my characters are here.
Sis: Huh?
Me: My characters! From my book! Here at the restaurant.
Sis: You are so full of it.
Me: I'll prove it. I can make them do anything I want.
Sis: Hahahaha.
Me: Okay. See that lady sitting over there, the one in the green pants? She is going to stand up, walk over here, look at us, but not say anything, then turn around and go back to her chair.
My sister and I wait.
The lady in the green pants (seriously, green pants? Where did THAT come from?) gets up, walks over, stands there a minute, then turns around and goes back to her table.
Me: See? See?
Sis: WOW! Can you do that with everybody?
Me: No. Only MY CHARACTERS!
Me: You'll never believe this--but my characters are here.
Sis: Huh?
Me: My characters! From my book! Here at the restaurant.
Sis: You are so full of it.
Me: I'll prove it. I can make them do anything I want.
Sis: Hahahaha.
Me: Okay. See that lady sitting over there, the one in the green pants? She is going to stand up, walk over here, look at us, but not say anything, then turn around and go back to her chair.
My sister and I wait.
The lady in the green pants (seriously, green pants? Where did THAT come from?) gets up, walks over, stands there a minute, then turns around and goes back to her table.
Me: See? See?
Sis: WOW! Can you do that with everybody?
Me: No. Only MY CHARACTERS!