i only posed because of him!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In October I gave zebulingod a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In November I bought porn for suckedbackin (-10 points). In March I put gum in ayalas's hair (-12 points). Last Friday on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-143 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
oneblackraven