I have a job. Mostly it's good but I did spend 9 hours there today performing fairly brutal physical labor and I am sore and I had to scrub down two giant stand mixers with a toothbrush BUT WHATEVER. I just hope I can climb the bakery ladder from Prep Assistant to something else that doesn't translate to Kitchen Bitch sometime soon. In addition, I ( Read more... )

Thing the first:

Debate Watching Party was funtimes and even though we talked through most of it, some conclusions were drawn.

1. McCain is, if nothing else, the least covert blinker on earth.
2. Obama is a suave motherfucker.
3. McCain is probably The Penguin.


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I was SO going to be constructive today and start to work on my ANext skit costume and what did I do? Order calzone and pepper poppers, feast, watch TV, and then stay on the couch, mostly horizontal, unless I had to use the facilities ( Read more... )

Hot damn I love American Gladiators! Next Sunday is going to be a hell of a night for television. AG Finals, and the premier of Knight Rider (which I am not so sure about but will give a chance).

To show my never-ending devotion for Wolf, I made this.


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ITINERARY!

-Bang your mom.

-Find and make friends with this roly-poly little dude. Clearly we're soul mates.

-Sew. JESUS CHRIST SEW. LIKE, A LOT. 2 skirts! A coat! A terrifying wig to style! Gloves! AHHHH!

-Make jalapeño poppers and 6-layer dip for Sunday's superbowl party.

-Promote TheCritics.tv, starring everyone's favorite ne'er-do-wells ( Read more... )