Happy Fleaster
Whoa. I am so happy to be home.
My weekend started out by attending Spanky's b-day bash. It was a blast until this notorius Rutland slut bag showed up. Seriously, slut bag is an under statement. If you have something between your legs... She will fuck you, girlfriend or not. Well, this slut bag, real name Alex, kept asking my man for a lighter and rubbing up against him and shit. I DO NOT STAND FOR THAT SHIT!!! Shortly after the rubbing incident every decided that wrestling would be fun. After some of the guys went Spanky decided that the girls should wrestle as well. I used to be on the wrestling team. Madi, Spanky's lady, and Alex went first. As I watched them grapple I knew that I must have a piece of this slut as well because only I touch my man like that. As soon as they were done my man, Skot, asked me if I wanted a piece. I smiled and nodded.
Before our match started, this slut who was all about wrestling both us gals, leans over to me and says, "take it easy on me ok?"
To which I replied, "easy? OK!"
From what I am told our match was not very long but my motive was not entertainment, it was to kill actually. I ended up chokin' the bitch. Once I felt her squirming around I just lifted my elbow up and choked her ever more...... It was so priceless.
If I can get the footage from Spanky, that shit is so going up on myspace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um, I became really dehydrated and sick and had to go to the hospital and get stuck with needles and filled with drugs. What a help my man was. I have never needed as much assistance as I did on Sunday and my man did absolutely everything he could to help me, ease my pain, and keep me happy and comfy.
After I was back on my feet and capable of driving I wanted nothing but to go home. Along the way we made one short stop at Spanky's to pick up my man's kitten. Once we got home, and talked to Spanky via telephone we find out our new kitten, Seylla, has fleas and mites...... ARGGGGGH!
My weekend started out by attending Spanky's b-day bash. It was a blast until this notorius Rutland slut bag showed up. Seriously, slut bag is an under statement. If you have something between your legs... She will fuck you, girlfriend or not. Well, this slut bag, real name Alex, kept asking my man for a lighter and rubbing up against him and shit. I DO NOT STAND FOR THAT SHIT!!! Shortly after the rubbing incident every decided that wrestling would be fun. After some of the guys went Spanky decided that the girls should wrestle as well. I used to be on the wrestling team. Madi, Spanky's lady, and Alex went first. As I watched them grapple I knew that I must have a piece of this slut as well because only I touch my man like that. As soon as they were done my man, Skot, asked me if I wanted a piece. I smiled and nodded.
Before our match started, this slut who was all about wrestling both us gals, leans over to me and says, "take it easy on me ok?"
To which I replied, "easy? OK!"
From what I am told our match was not very long but my motive was not entertainment, it was to kill actually. I ended up chokin' the bitch. Once I felt her squirming around I just lifted my elbow up and choked her ever more...... It was so priceless.
If I can get the footage from Spanky, that shit is so going up on myspace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um, I became really dehydrated and sick and had to go to the hospital and get stuck with needles and filled with drugs. What a help my man was. I have never needed as much assistance as I did on Sunday and my man did absolutely everything he could to help me, ease my pain, and keep me happy and comfy.
After I was back on my feet and capable of driving I wanted nothing but to go home. Along the way we made one short stop at Spanky's to pick up my man's kitten. Once we got home, and talked to Spanky via telephone we find out our new kitten, Seylla, has fleas and mites...... ARGGGGGH!