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Apr 02, 2008 19:30



Ladies. Gentlemen. Often disgusting hybrids.

As opportunities present themselves with such great aplomb for the overly foolish, ambitious, or idealistic... shan't we do please introduce a manner of courtesy?

The office is simple: Wardenship, and the associated police counsulate. The duties are... never respected, so restraints are minimal. All ( Read more... )

purrrrrrrrr-fect, minions just need a smackin', sell your soul much?, bitchin' 9 to 5, a-schemin' we go, a bite of god's hand, more manipulative than the average mason, warden bribes pay good bills, game over i win, i am what i am, capitalism makes me god

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merchantboom April 2 2008, 23:43:29 UTC
And what is it that you are seeking from your...candidate?

[ooc: Blitza is running so he has control of police funds...and can hire himself to build things for them...soo...he's fine with whatever :)]

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one_of_heaven April 2 2008, 23:45:10 UTC
Clearly, their finances.

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merchantboom April 2 2008, 23:46:44 UTC
Not their souls then?

Money can be arranged to exchange hands, shall we start with an offer of 2 Indigos....and a basket of Oranges?

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one_of_heaven April 2 2008, 23:48:18 UTC
...souls are matters of finance.

And your specs?

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merchantboom April 2 2008, 23:49:49 UTC
Payment upon securing victory, or course. Failure to deliver the goods would result in a lack of payment.

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one_of_heaven April 2 2008, 23:51:55 UTC
Half and half.

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merchantboom April 2 2008, 23:52:45 UTC
Agreed. Oranges in the second half.

Indigo shall be delivered to your requested address.

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one_of_heaven April 2 2008, 23:53:56 UTC
Souls, my good.... thing.

And I've yet to investigate your case. You'll understand why I'll need to secure you've at least some - however undemonstrated - wit. What in the world are your divine plans for our fine City?

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Private merchantboom April 2 2008, 23:56:44 UTC
Ah, Souls are much more difficult to obtain...Shall I provide for you 1 sould in exchange for your services in this issue?

I've no plans of the divine nature for my city. I shall leave the gods to their devices and trust them to leave me to mine. As for my more earthly plans, securing control of the funds of the police force. Other than that, I am more than willing to make arrangements upon your own agenda.

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private :: warded :: cursed one_of_heaven April 2 2008, 23:59:05 UTC
...one soul, you cheap fabrication?

Tch.

Hardly divine of that variety. Regular plans, then. Intentions.

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Re: private :: warded :: cursed merchantboom April 3 2008, 00:03:44 UTC
Should you receive a better offer, negotiations can be done.

The sould itself is merely the..purchasing price. You would of course have much influence over decisions of my office, as I could care less for the majority of the duties.

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private :: warded :: cursed one_of_heaven April 3 2008, 00:12:23 UTC
Then, by all means. Let's see how other offers play out.

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Re: private :: warded :: cursed merchantboom April 3 2008, 00:13:52 UTC
I look forward to hearing from you.

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