alas, public break-ups...
Ah, but to spread these wings again...Ave, Caesar, ave alpha, ave omega, ave.
Neee... Thing-In-the-Basement...took my pet...
I realize this will simply break your inexistent hearts, but... this state of liaison of ours, can't be helped, truly, a divorce was rather inevitable...and to be sure, I tried to think of the children, but your mother, you see...
And so...
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BELI YA'AAAAAAAAAAAAAL! Serve as my divorce attorney? Subpoena simply everyone, I've proof of how simply wretchedly I've been treated! I want HEADS FALLING IN COURT!
...however ~ ♥ ~ ! Do not THROW YOURSELF IN THE RIVER! Creatures as worthless, putridly hideous, despodently vicious and vile? Truly must indulge and fornicate - for the sake of demi-monde NC-17 second rate summer horror flick appearances, bien sur! SEEK THERAPY, and then THE WORLD!
Meanwhile, I must - hahaha...- seek out my true heart's biding, who only just yesterday confessed to the deepest, fiercest fidelity - in fact, I've an order white and shiny and the print so very grand for you, love!
Oh dear me, dear me...I'm simply and utterly heartbroken, you all realize... oranges and cuddle ~ ? Ah, and Vice Captain...
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[ ooc : returned among the living, as Oprah-is-my-idol!dramatic as ever, redirecting his efforts towards godly affairs... and unwarded. Which means wings are back, aura beacon that he is :: PICTURE COURTESY OF Master MISHIE-POOH.]
Neee... Thing-In-the-Basement...took my pet...
I realize this will simply break your inexistent hearts, but... this state of liaison of ours, can't be helped, truly, a divorce was rather inevitable...and to be sure, I tried to think of the children, but your mother, you see...
And so...
~
~
BELI YA'AAAAAAAAAAAAAL! Serve as my divorce attorney? Subpoena simply everyone, I've proof of how simply wretchedly I've been treated! I want HEADS FALLING IN COURT!
...however ~ ♥ ~ ! Do not THROW YOURSELF IN THE RIVER! Creatures as worthless, putridly hideous, despodently vicious and vile? Truly must indulge and fornicate - for the sake of demi-monde NC-17 second rate summer horror flick appearances, bien sur! SEEK THERAPY, and then THE WORLD!
Meanwhile, I must - hahaha...- seek out my true heart's biding, who only just yesterday confessed to the deepest, fiercest fidelity - in fact, I've an order white and shiny and the print so very grand for you, love!
Oh dear me, dear me...I'm simply and utterly heartbroken, you all realize... oranges and cuddle ~ ? Ah, and Vice Captain...
~
[ ooc : returned among the living, as Oprah-is-my-idol!dramatic as ever, redirecting his efforts towards godly affairs... and unwarded. Which means wings are back, aura beacon that he is :: PICTURE COURTESY OF Master MISHIE-POOH.]