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Nov 11, 2006 13:05

~♥~ SELLING ~♥~

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In need of a walking cane? Tooth pick? Bed board?

Simply enamoured with all things shiny and overwhelmed by the finesse of the Crush-Kill-Destroy Syndrome?

Then seek no more! The perfect scrawny tool of Seven-Wards-Required-To-Keep-It-At-Bay delight awaits! So come one, come all, come AUCTION ~ ♥ ~ ♥ ~ ♥

Starting bid:: an orange !

Ah, and... Aizen-sama...? Do let's play nice hereon and offer some sound product guarantee recommendations ~ ♥ ~ ?

Small Print Addendum :: ...alas, only for the day. Contrary to popular belief, I keep true to my given word.

~♥~ AUCTION OVER ~♥~

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The lovely Vice Captain has offered double a certain fair princess' deal... and as such, adheres to the original deal, namely that kind Aizen-sama should retrieve his blade within the day. Seeing how, of course there's the sentimental value to consider, a delay of one hour in her parting with the instrument of auction will be excusable. No more than the one hour, Vice Captain.

The blade will be presented to Aizen-sama in perfect condition... which will trigger the payment of a secondary contractual obligation, on the part of a certain fair princess herself. I do so look forward to a few days' company ~ ♥

...neeee, Alexiel... I got no oranges...

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aizen needs a chill pill, sell your soul much?, oh the lol

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