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[one_is_hikaru]

Discedo, Discedo~

The lovely dreamgranter and ourselves - the Hitachiin brothers~ - have an announcement to make.

On New Year's Eve, we will be performing a traditional Japanese music show; yes, that's right - it's Planet Poverty's very own Kouhaku Uta GassenFor anyone who isn't aware of what this show is like, let me explain

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[sancta_sedes]

What's a host club? And, is this place really called planet poverty?

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[one_is_hikaru]

Yes - we named it ourselves.

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[one_is_hikaru]

And a Host Club is a place where ladies and gentlemen, who are idle, are catered to with tea and games and pleasant conversation by charming and handsome gentlemen, who are also idle; in fewer words, it is a dream world~

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[sancta_sedes]

But, what if the planet isn't poor everywhere? I mean, it wouldn't make sense. You don't have a country of just peasants.

And, so, it's a club for bored people with nothing to do?

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[one_is_hikaru]

But this is the only part that we know about - we just thought it was a catchy name. And suiting.

...W-Well, yes, if you choose to look at it like that.

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[sancta_sedes]

It just, it seems a little... I don't know, sort of sad.

I just mean, um, I've never been idle before I got here. I've always had lessons, and places I needed to be, things I needed to learn, do, observe... so....

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[one_is_hikaru]

It is sad. The commoner lifestyle is very tragic.

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[one_is_hikaru]

Obviously, you need a break~

Who's your Type? Prince? Lolishouta? Wild? Cool? Natural? Little Devil~?

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[sancta_sedes]

Is it? I don't really know much about peasants, or the common people....

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[sancta_sedes]

Eh? What do you mean?

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[one_is_hikaru]

Oh, they have a very interesting culture~! The Host Club frequently explores their strange lifestyle... Did you know poor children play games that only require their bodies and imagination? No toys!

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[one_is_hikaru]

Your type of Host, duh~ Who would you designate to be your Host? You seem like you'd like the Cool Type~ Or maybe our Natural rookie - who's actually a commoner! He's very cute~~

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[sancta_sedes]

Wait, I've played games without toys.

I don't really know, I'm not even sure Sister would let me see your club.

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[one_is_hikaru]

Really? Maybe you're from a different time period before there were any cool toys to play with.

Well, how about this - What kind of coffee do you drink? Do you grind the beans? Commoners don't have the time to grind their own beans, because they're too busy working for money, so they buy instant coffee in a jar; you just add hot water, and then you have a bland, tasteless cup of coffee to drink. But because it's so bland, it makes you want to drink more!

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[one_is_hikaru]

Oh, and don't worry~ Your sister would be invited, too. ♥ It's our job to please fine ladies~

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[sancta_sedes]

I used to have lots of things, before I became the Pope.... Then most of my time was dedicated to learning.

I'm not sure, someone else always makes it. Tea, coffee... um....

She's very serious.