#44 - A Glass For These Freaks
"This, ladies and gentlemen, is my first drink in the real world! Well technically the second, but it's my first in Zion, which counts as far as I'm concerned. Here's to absent friends!"
"Man, tha's, that's got some kick to it. Tha's. Wow. Man. Dude. That's some rough shit. Seriously did you accidentally serve us rocket fuel instead of moonshine? Hey, no, I still want another!"
"--so then I realised that if the world isn't real, right, then neither, right, neither is the body. There is no body. No spoon. There's only the, the, the, the, the 'spooooon', you know? Essence of spoon. And! If the body is not real then it doesn't have to work like what bodies do when they're real. There's no body, man. There's no, there's no, there's no drink. I'm out of drink. More drink please!"
"So I says to him, I says, Morphyness, I says, I am not the One, you are the One. An' he's all, no, you are the One! You are the one! No, you! I am not a number! I am free man! Who's on first? I am number green! You can be pink! Let's all have numbers!"
"An', an, then he's all pow and I'm all woosh! whoa! poe! an' an' then he's all waaaa blood splat boom ugh so sad so sad it's a sad sad situation head hurt woobly barfy go sleep now"
"think 'm gonna-- splurfgagbleurch"
"'lo councilman"
"owhead"
"Man, tha's, that's got some kick to it. Tha's. Wow. Man. Dude. That's some rough shit. Seriously did you accidentally serve us rocket fuel instead of moonshine? Hey, no, I still want another!"
"--so then I realised that if the world isn't real, right, then neither, right, neither is the body. There is no body. No spoon. There's only the, the, the, the, the 'spooooon', you know? Essence of spoon. And! If the body is not real then it doesn't have to work like what bodies do when they're real. There's no body, man. There's no, there's no, there's no drink. I'm out of drink. More drink please!"
"So I says to him, I says, Morphyness, I says, I am not the One, you are the One. An' he's all, no, you are the One! You are the one! No, you! I am not a number! I am free man! Who's on first? I am number green! You can be pink! Let's all have numbers!"
"An', an, then he's all pow and I'm all woosh! whoa! poe! an' an' then he's all waaaa blood splat boom ugh so sad so sad it's a sad sad situation head hurt woobly barfy go sleep now"
"think 'm gonna-- splurfgagbleurch"
"'lo councilman"
"owhead"