Warden / Inmate Self-Evaluation Form Time!
Ladies and gentlemen, it's that time again. We've got a lot of new people, and I like to have these things on file for posterity. Like last time, if you don't want me to read it, I have some yellow envelopes with the sticky seals. Write your name on the front of the envelope and give them to me that way.
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Name: Dr. Temperance Brennan
Inmate’s Name: Dr. Thomas Statler
1. How long have you been here? Six months next Monday.
2. What skills do you bring to your organization? If by "organization" you're referring to the Jeffersonian, I have a doctorate in forensic anthropology, extensive training and experience in the identification of human remains, training in firearms and martial arts, I conversationally speak several languages, and I have a good working relationship with the FBI. I don't think I bring anything to this place.
3. If you were a color, what color would you be, and why? I'm not a color.
4. How many inmates have you had? Two, including the one I'm currently assigned to.
5. Describe your average day aboard the Barge. I wake up between 6:30am and 10am, depending on when my shift in the infirmary was the night before. I eat breakfast, and then either go to work or the library. I usually eat lunch at 12:30pm, and if I'm not on shift I either go to the gym or back to my room. I eat dinner between 6:30 and 8:30, and depending on my work schedule, usually go to bed at 11pm.
6. How many of your inmates have graduated? Zero.
7. Do you believe in the existence of a deity? Explain. No. There is no empirical evidence to support the existence of any deity.
8. How many of your inmates have disappeared without graduating? One: Dr. Regalia Mason.
9. What was your initial reaction upon reading your inmate’s file? I believed, as I do now, that he was a serial killer and deserved to be in prison.
10. What are your hobbies? I find a great deal of satisfaction in classifying and identifying human remains, especially ancient remains. I also write murder mysteries.
11. In one word, how would you describe your inmate? Creepy.
12. What is the most important rule to follow, as a warden? Get a good night's sleep.
13. What is your ideal holiday destination? Guatemala. For the same reason it was the last time I filled out this form.
14. What is the worst moment you’ve experienced aboard the Barge? When I heard that people have been killed and there was nothing I could do to help catch the person responsible.
15. What is the best moment you’ve experienced aboard the Barge? When Booth Sometimes the body can release unusually high concentrations of adrenocorticotropin before it's ready to wake up, causing one to come out of Stage 3 or 4 sleep, rather than REM sleep. This can cause disorientation, and on the few occasions on which this has happened to me, I've found the resulting moment of thinking I'm back at home quite pleasant.
16. Do you achieve a sense of satisfaction from this job? No. Though working in the infirmary sometimes gives me a certain sense of satisfaction
17. How many times have you died? I haven't.
18. If you were an animal, what animal would you be, and why? Technically, human beings are animals, though if you mean a different type of animal... I'm not.
19. Do you feel that you know your fellow wardens well? Not very well, no.
20. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I wouldn't change anything about myself.
21. If you could change one thing about your inmate, what would it be? I suppose I would make him not kill people but that's just foolish wishful thinking.
22. How do you feel? I'm not sure what the question refers to.
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1. Your inmate has created a weapon. Do you:
a. Allow them to keep it.
b. Confiscate the weapon without comment.
c. Confiscate the weapon and assign punishment.
2. Of the choices, which would you prefer for your employment?
a. Lifeguard
b. Law enforcement
c. Computer Technician
d. Sanitation Worker
3. If you could have one of the following historical figures for an inmate, which would you choose, based on their likelihood for redemption? Please research your answer.
a. John Wilkes Booth Charles Manson
b. Rasputin
c. Jeffrey Dahmer
d. Judas Benedict Arnold
Rate the following on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being “Poor” and 10 being “Excellent”.
1. Your inmate’s behavior. 3, that I'm aware of. I'm not sure how he behaves when I'm not there.
2. Your effectiveness as a warden. 5
3. Your inmate’s hygiene and cleanliness. 9
4. Your hygiene and cleanliness. 10
5. The quality of the food. 5
6. Your communication with your fellow wardens. 5
7. Your communication with your inmate. 4
8. Your inmate’s ability to communicate. 5
Why are you here? I don't know.
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