Warden / Inmate Self-Evaluation Form Time!
Ladies and gentlemen, it's that time again. We've got a lot of new people, and I like to have these things on file for posterity. Like last time, if you don't want me to read it, I have some yellow envelopes with the sticky seals. Write your name on the front of the envelope and give them to me that way.
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Name: Armand
Warden’s Name: Jacene Bourne
1. How long have you been here? Much longer than any of you.
2. Do you believe you belong here? No. But I chose to be here.
3. If you were a color, what color would you be, and why? Red. Why do you think?
4. How many wardens have you had? One very ineffective one, but I have no need for his guidance.
5. Describe your average day aboard the Barge. I speak with Louis before he goes to sleep, like the child he is. I speak with Rex. I feed. I speak with Rex. I read. I speak with Louis when he wakes. I speak with Rex again. I ignore Jacene. I speak with Rex. I feed. I sleep for a couple hours.
6. What job has your warden assigned to you? None. I do not do petty services for others.
7. What was your initial reaction upon meeting your warden? He will never learn to control me.
8. What are your hobbies? Singing, plotting, feeding, baiting Rex.
9. In one word, how would you describe your warden? Ineffective. Or incompetent. Whichever he feels is better.
10. What is the most important rule to follow, as an inmate? I am not an inmate.
11. What is your ideal holiday destination? France. 17th century.
12. What is the worst moment you’ve experienced aboard the Barge? I do not have bad moments.
13. What is the best moment you’ve experienced aboard the Barge? Watching 11-12 and Rex fight over me.
14. Do you feel you have improved since arriving here? There is nothing to improve.
15. How many times have you died? Never. I do not die.
16. If you were an animal, what animal would you be, and why? A snake. For convenience.
17. Do you feel that you know your fellow inmates well? Oh yes. I do.
18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I would be able to play violin.
19. If you could change one thing about your warden, what would it be? He would be gone.
20. Do you want to graduate? I have no need to answer this question.
21. How do you feel? Confident.
Multiple Choice Questions:
1. You discover one warden is a criminal and ought to be an inmate. Do you:
a. Ignore the situation.
b. Report the situation to the Admiral.
c. Plan a riot.
D. Feed on that warden.
2. Of the choices, which would you prefer for your employment?
a. Lifeguard
b. Law enforcement
c. Computer Technician
d. Sanitation Worker
3. If you could have one of the following historical figures for a warden, which would you choose, based on their ability to do the job capably and fairly? Please research your answer.
a. Abraham Lincoln
b. Socrates
c. Wyatt Earp
d. Che Guevera
Rate the following on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being “Poor” and 10 being “Excellent”.
1. Your warden’s behavior. 2
2. Your warden’s effectiveness. 0
3. Your behavior. 10
4. Your warden’s hygiene and cleanliness. 0
5. Your hygiene and cleanliness. 10
6. The quality of the food. 0
7. Your communication with the wardens in general. 10
8. Your communication with your warden. 10
9. Your warden’s ability to communicate. 0
10. The likelihood that you will graduate within the next six months. 0
Why are you here? I chose to be.
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