Warden / Inmate Self-Evaluation Form Time!
Ladies and gentlemen, it's that time again. We've got a lot of new people, and I like to have these things on file for posterity. Like last time, if you don't want me to read it, I have some yellow envelopes with the sticky seals. Write your name on the front of the envelope and give them to me that way.
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Name: Judas Iscariot
Warden’s Name: Edward Sexby
1. How long have you been here? Since October of last year.
2. Do you believe you belong here? No.
3. If you were a color, what color would you be, and why? Blue. It's peaceful.
4. How many wardens have you had? Two.
5. Describe your average day aboard the Barge. When I wake up for the day, it depends. If earlier, I'll go eat breakfast but if it's later, lunch. Infirmary. Then discussions arguments with Sexby. Reading. Re-read my libretto. Dinner. Singing in the dining hall after dinner. Attempting to sleep, likely with Iago.
6. What job has your warden assigned to you? I chose my own job and I work in the Infirmary.
7. What was your initial reaction upon meeting your warden? He may beat me.
8. What are your hobbies? Singing, reading, and I'm trying to learn to write in English.
9. In one word, how would you describe your warden? Moral.
10. What is the most important rule to follow, as an inmate? To be honest.
11. What is your ideal holiday destination? Judea, after the end of the Roman Empire.
12. What is the worst moment you’ve experienced aboard the Barge? ...
13. What is the best moment you’ve experienced aboard the Barge? Iago telling me he loved me. Earning my place in the Infirmary.
14. Do you feel you have improved since arriving here? Of course.
15. How many times have you died? Only the time that brought me here; Sexby keeps a close eye on me.
16. If you were an animal, what animal would you be, and why? A rooster.
17. Do you feel that you know your fellow inmates well? Some of them. It's hard to know someone if they're dishonest.
18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I would be able to handle a weapon.
19. If you could change one thing about your warden, what would it be? He wouldn't be a violent man. And he would allow me on deck.
20. Do you want to graduate? No.
21. How do you feel? Hungry. I'm about to head to lunch.
Multiple Choice Questions:
1. You discover one warden is a criminal and ought to be an inmate. Do you:
a. Ignore the situation.
b. Report the situation to the Admiral.
c. Plan a riot.
D. Report it to my warden.
2. Of the choices, which would you prefer for your employment?
a. Lifeguard
b. Law enforcement
c. Computer Technician
d. Sanitation Worker
E. Author.
3. If you could have one of the following historical figures for a warden, which would you choose, based on their ability to do the job capably and fairly? Please research your answer.
a. Abraham Lincoln
b. Socrates
c. Wyatt Earp
d. Che Guevera
Rate the following on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being “Poor” and 10 being “Excellent”.
1. Your warden’s behavior. 9
2. Your warden’s effectiveness. ...
3. Your behavior. 9
4. Your warden’s hygiene and cleanliness. 1
5. Your hygiene and cleanliness. 2
6. The quality of the food. 10
7. Your communication with the wardens in general. 0
8. Your communication with your warden. 8
9. Your warden’s ability to communicate. 8
10. The likelihood that you will graduate within the next six months. 1
Why are you here? Everyone knows my answer to this.
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