Kitchen Staff

[onderhaus]

Everyone remember yesterday, when I asked for volunteers for the kitchen staff? Remember when I said I needed five people on each shift? Remember when I asked the wardens to give a guy a fucking break and assign your inmates to do some cooking?

Comments

[christ_onabike]

Fuck it, I'm not starving, and I'm not that shit. I'll do it. There's worse jobs in a bloody prison

[onderhaus]

Nice to see people rising to the occasion. Lunch shift, 11 o'clock, and if you can make a grilled cheese sandwich, we're in business.

[christ_onabike]

If it's a choice between this or cleaning-fucking-toilets, I know where I'd rather be. I can pull that off, sure.

[onderhaus]

Good man. See you tomorrow.

[christ_onabike]

Paddy Maguire, by the way.

[onderhaus]

Paddy...I like that. Knew a cook once named Angus.

Good sign.

[christ_onabike]

...Some Irish-Scottish name thing there that I've obviously fuckin' missed.

[onderhaus]

Great mystery of the universe, how my mind works sometimes.

[christ_onabike]

You're telling me. Better a good sign than a fuckin' bad one, though.

[onderhaus]

There you go. Always look on the bright side.

[christ_onabike]

Optimism. It has its positives.