Kitchen Staff

[onderhaus]

Everyone remember yesterday, when I asked for volunteers for the kitchen staff? Remember when I said I needed five people on each shift? Remember when I asked the wardens to give a guy a fucking break and assign your inmates to do some cooking?

Comments

[hologramatic]

So you're a bit understaffed. I would think it would be easier to just tell the inmates they're on their own and leave out sandwich makings.

Surely they can all handle that.

[onderhaus]

...You've got to be kidding. If we had unlimited supplies, sure. No while we have to ration every fucking slice of bread.

[hologramatic]

Oh, right. The food's limited here.

Well, surely it can't take more than a couple people to pass out the allotted sandwich makings, can it?

[onderhaus]

It'll take more than Sam Winchester.

[christ_onabike]

Fuck it, I'm not starving, and I'm not that shit. I'll do it. There's worse jobs in a bloody prison

[onderhaus]

Nice to see people rising to the occasion. Lunch shift, 11 o'clock, and if you can make a grilled cheese sandwich, we're in business.

[christ_onabike]

If it's a choice between this or cleaning-fucking-toilets, I know where I'd rather be. I can pull that off, sure.

[onderhaus]

Good man. See you tomorrow.

[captain_vidal]

I see a problem.

[onderhaus]

Congratulations?

[captain_vidal]

There are no women on your staff.

[onderhaus]

You noticed that, too, huh?

[possibly_a_spy]

Lunch seems a bit understaffed, so I believe I can volunteer my meager talents there.

[onderhaus]

Much obliged.

[onderhaus]

Sorry, what's your name?

[possibly_a_spy]

Ah, forgive me. I'm Howard W. Campbell Jr.