Three | Real Introductions and Chew Toys [Action]

[on_a_yoyo]

[Woody's been pretending to be a doll for two weeks now. And it's been a slow but relaxed period of thinking and wondering and looking within himself for that cottony determination he'd been needing since finding out he was literally stuck in Mayfield whether he liked it or not. So today. He decided to walk outside and... just... walk around. Yep,

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[0n_a_yoyo]

[DEAR GOD HELP ME]

[The dog is now frolicking past you and the fuming little voice grows loud and then faint once more as the creature rushes away.]

Somebody stop this stupid dog!!

[ona_yoyo]

[IT IS, ZIDANE, IT IS!! He's currently racing around throwing Woody into the air and then catching and violently shaking him. Yes, you hear a voice yelling and panicking all the while.]

[on_a_yoyo]

[And the dog looks at you for a minute, stares, and then goes back to shaking the poor doll all over the place.]

Gaaaa--!!

[0n_a_yoyo]

[The dog seems to be mocking you, because he walked toward you and then did a turn back toward his dog house. And proceeds to fling the poor toy into the air.]

Why me--!?

[0n_a_yoyo]

[And you caught him! He's covered in slobber and he's waving his arms to get some of that off. While scowling and talking to himself.]

That crazy dog, can't even go out for a walk without getting turned into a chew toy...

[on_a_yo_yo]

[Woody smiles and nods.]

I'm fine! No rips or ruined seams, anyhow.

[on_a_yo_yo]

Well, yeah! All toys talk were I'm from.

[on_a_yoyo]

I'm from the United States, from Michigan!