Three | Real Introductions and Chew Toys [Action]
[Woody's been pretending to be a doll for two weeks now. And it's been a slow but relaxed period of thinking and wondering and looking within himself for that cottony determination he'd been needing since finding out he was literally stuck in Mayfield whether he liked it or not. So today. He decided to walk outside and... just... walk around. Yep, it means he won't drop dead or run away from you.
It means.
There's a toy.
Walking around.
And to the Kirkland Household--of course he's walking through the hallway like nothing was weird about it. If you're a Kirkland just post what you're doing again--Woody's about to reveal a little surprise to you and freak your shit out omg a talking doll.]
To the first commenter only:
[You'll notice a dog running around outside giddily with a strange doll-shaped figure in its mouth. But the longer you watch... is that doll flailing? And then you hear a voice yelling out from the little form as it slaps the dog's snout angrily:]
No, you stupid dog! Put me down--put me down--!! I'm not a chew toy--
It means.
There's a toy.
Walking around.
And to the Kirkland Household--of course he's walking through the hallway like nothing was weird about it. If you're a Kirkland just post what you're doing again--Woody's about to reveal a little surprise to you and freak your shit out omg a talking doll.]
To the first commenter only:
[You'll notice a dog running around outside giddily with a strange doll-shaped figure in its mouth. But the longer you watch... is that doll flailing? And then you hear a voice yelling out from the little form as it slaps the dog's snout angrily:]
No, you stupid dog! Put me down--put me down--!! I'm not a chew toy--