Comments | omphale23: File under: unexpected WIN.

omphale23

File under: unexpected WIN.

Jan 08, 2008 20:00

My BOYS! They're on the television, up against Teh Ev0l* and scoreless in the first period.

* Otherwise known as the Colorado Avalanche. *spits*

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ruthless1 January 9 2008, 02:13:23 UTC

hey hey hey now. Calm DOWN missy. Them boys you be spittin' on? They be MY boys.

*assumes fightin' stance*

But truly - I don't really care about sports but spitting is just not very sanitary.
*straightens skirt and flicks off imaginary lint*

omphale23 January 9 2008, 02:16:52 UTC

It's hockey! Spitting is, like, required!

And your team is an expansion team. And played some very unsportsmanlike hockey in its early days. And is hated by everyone in Detroit without exception.

*looks superior and stuff*

*spits, but looks a little sheepish about it*

ruthless1 January 9 2008, 02:22:48 UTC

*gently wipes the spittle from your chin because YOU MISSED!!!!*
*runs away before you can try again*

Truly I know nothing about hockey except that there are loads of bumper stickers in Colorado that say Red Wings Suck. Which I think is very unsportsmanlike.

utterfrivolity January 9 2008, 02:26:35 UTC

I wouldn't blame Coloradans for the bumper stickers. We did kinda humiliate you guys, big time.

ruthless1 January 9 2008, 02:27:53 UTC

See? I know nothing of this. I am a bad bad sports fangirl. There is simply WAY too much fanfic to be read. I have NO TIME for something as trivial as sports.
*sniffs haughtily then runs to get a tissue*

utterfrivolity January 9 2008, 02:41:55 UTC

Heh, it is true that there aren't enough hours in the day for all the sports and fanfic I'd like to follow. At the moment I'm dealing with this by ignoring all personal responsibilities. You've probably made the wiser lifestyle choice.

ruthless1 January 9 2008, 02:53:28 UTC

I think so. You almost have to pay me to pay attention to sports. The Rockies and the whole world series silliness? All it did was ANNOY me because I couldn't go play music at the Irish pub near the stadium because the crowds were too big.

omphale23 January 9 2008, 07:09:22 UTC

Also, wrong. What with the not sucking (objectively speaking). I mean, I feel BAD for you guys, but not so bad that I didn't dance a little when we won tonight.

ruthless1 January 9 2008, 16:53:55 UTC

okay mrs smarty pants. Way to go. Rub it in. Like I even care! hee! I am glad that you are glad that your team won!

omphale23 January 12 2008, 20:03:41 UTC

*g* I understand that not everyone enjoys hockey. I can't *quite* wrap my brain around it, but I support your right to avoid it. I suppose. If I MUST.

ruthless1 January 12 2008, 22:26:32 UTC

Thank you kindly for your tolerance of my obvious social handicap! hee!

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