Jul 16, 2011 23:42
[ S'up, Vatheon. Guess who's been in a coma, dead to the world, for the last two weeks? And guess who is finally starting to show signs of life again? Your favorite blind legislacerator, that's who! But it appears she's not quite awake yet, oh no. Oh no, no, no. Not until she's gone and thoroughly embarrassed herself by rolling over onto her SFC and accidentally activating the video function, showing off her sleeping, drooling face as she slumbers away. And when we say "drool", we mean it's like the motherfucking Niagra all up in this bitch.
It's a good five, ten minutes? It's nearly impossible to rouse her from such a deep sleep, but she does eventually wake up on her own. Scarred eyes open slowly-- just a reflex-- but it's when her nose starts wiggling that you know she's regaining consciousness again. ]
Nggghhghgghhh...
[ She wipes a bit of the drool from her chin, looking blearily at her device-- which she doesn't realize is on yet-- but instead of sitting up and getting out of bed, Terezi pulls the covers over her head with a loud grumble. Just five more minutes, Dragonmom.
Okay, okay. So she supposes she should get up. She has no idea what time it is-- what day it is-- and besides that, Terezi doesn't normally sleep (much less in a human bed, ew), so something is definitely strange here. The last time she fell asleep and woke up the next day, she was transformed into a human! A human with a kickass rubber suit, no less!
A hand fumbles for her SFC, sleepily typing (and typoing) out a quick message to the network: ]
BL4RGH
44LR1GJT
WH4TSS FOTR BR34L;KF4ST
>XOOOO
just five more minutes,
my think pan is full of fuck,
teal deer crossing,
ffffffuuuuuu,
who is making me breakfast,
longest nap ever