[ When the video feed starts, all you see is Terezi's face in the device as she peers into sniffs the display. Yay, it's on. Leaning back, more of her surroundings are revealed, and she appears to be in the library, sitting on the floor and surrounded by books. She pours over a bulky text in her lap, flipping through the soggy pages until she can find the part she's looking for. ]
I found something interesting, guys! Hehehehehehe...
[ A quick lick confirms it's the page she's looking for. ]
"Astrology is a system of divination founded on the notion that the relative positions of celestial bodies are signs of or-- more controversially among astrologers-- causes of destiny, personality, human affairs, and natural events..." is what this book says. Apparently you humans are each assigned one of twelve signs at birth, and these signs have somehow determined your fate? You also use it to determine romantic compatibility! While I find it intriguing that you guys believe your destiny is written in the stars, do you really invest so much in pseudo-science? How much of your destiny do you think you're in control of, if at all?
[ Another lick on a different page-- aha, here we go. ]
Anyway, you guys have to take a look at this! Check out these symbols! [ Terezi holds the slobbery book up to show off the picture: ]
They're our symbols! Pretty interesting since we created their world and all, hehehehehehe!
[ Terezi grins into the camera. ] So, my fellow underwater captives, which sign are you?
More importantly... how many of you are Libras? Hehehe.
[ ooc: props to our bros at soul_campaign for doing it first, and for encouraging these shenanigans here! ]