Day TWENTY-EIGHT is saved, thanks to ME via VOICE

[omnomfuckyeah]

Alfred! Alfred! Hey, where are you going?

Need to find my gun, burger-dude, I can't just leave this place without it!

A gun? Why do you need that?

So I can shoot the commies and save the day from evil!

O-oh no! Are they really evil, Alfred?

Of course they are! They're so evil that--man, I'm starving!! I haven't eaten since Disneyland!

[gasp!]

Comments

[steaklover]

Communists? You've got to be kidding.

[omnomfuckyeah]

YES, the communists! I've yet to see any, but one can never be too careful around anti-freedom villains like that!

[steaklover]

I see. How... interesting. Do you hate all villains?

[omnomfuckyeah]

I'm the hero, it's my job to protect everyone from all villains!

[steaklover]

I see.

[omnomfuckyeah]

[steaklover]

What are you doing...?