Day TWENTY-EIGHT is saved, thanks to ME via VOICE

[omnomfuckyeah]

Alfred! Alfred! Hey, where are you going?

Need to find my gun, burger-dude, I can't just leave this place without it!

A gun? Why do you need that?

So I can shoot the commies and save the day from evil!

O-oh no! Are they really evil, Alfred?

Of course they are! They're so evil that--man, I'm starving!! I haven't eaten since Disneyland!

[gasp!]

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[madcuriosity]

There are even community-ist here in the Digital world?

[omnomfuckyeah]

Other than Viet-cong, hell if I know. But if there are then I've gotta get rid of them!

[madcuriosity]

Viet-cong?

Lady Alice, you should not trouble yourself with this vagrant ruffian!

[omnomfuckyeah]

Vietnam, Charlie, the damn--

Hey! I'm not a ruffian! I'm the hero! He-ro!

[madcuriosity]

Charlie? Who is Charlie? A friend of yours Mr. America?

No hero would be so undignified!

[omnomfuckyeah]

She's a commie and no friend of mine!

Alice, do you have England over there or something?

[madcuriosity]

Wait, but Charlie isn't a girls name!

Hmm? Oh no! That's PawnChessmon!

Come Lady Alice. You should not speak to such uncouth creatures.

[omnomfuckyeah]

Girls name or not, it's hers!

PawnChessmon? That's a mouthfu--I'm not uncouth!

[grumbling now] Whatever that means...

[madcuriosity]

Hers? Hers who!

I call him Pawn-mon for short! Isn't it cute?

A true gentleman would not speak of any lady in such a manner. Thus you are a insolent scoundrel unfitting for a destined.