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[omniconcert]

Everyone, listen up! I’ve got, like, the most important announcement ever, okay? So, don’t totally forget it and stuff!

ME AND STAN DARLING ARE GETTING MARRIED!

And, like, everyone (except lame Ari) is invited! We’ll probably have the wedding once the pukey rain stops! It’ll be so totally romantic!

Now to tell Stan darling...